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Choosing the Right College for Your Neopet

A college education can provide your Neopet with major advantages in their future. But which college should they attend?

by alli_draggy
Vegan on a Budget: Gourmet Vegan

Yes, vegan food can be decadent enough for even the most refined palate. And for those with a gourmet food budget, it is possible!

in collaboration with purest_pink

by _ahre_

Which famous faerie matches your personality?

Have you ever wondered which of these famous Neopian faeries you’re most similar to? Well, wonder no longer!

by pizzanoodles2
The Unexpectedly Educational Features of Neopets

Would you ever have imagined that designing and decorating a virtual house in a game could introduce you to interior design?

by jaylahcat
Surviving the Lost Desert: Flora!

Today we’re going to talk about 4 fruits that naturally grow in these conditions, and how they might make or break you trip!

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"But I'm Just a Grape" by amsurito
Let me introduce myself. I’m Brannigan Leo, but you can call me Brannigan… or Leo. Actually, I’ll respond to anything, as I really enjoy attention. Anyway, I’m a Grape Chia. I usually hate grape-flavored things, but Magical Chia Pops have a certain sweetness to them that leaves you licking your fingers- I think. I actually don’t have any fingers anymore because I’m a grape. I’m still getting used to this transformation, but being tiny is generally pretty awesome, and my morning breath smells like grape juice. I have three sisters. They’re much older than me. My owner, Amsurito, has been around for a long time. She often tells me of the olden days, back when Faerieland rested on a magical cloud in the sky (absurd concept) and some weird board game was all the rage- what was it called again? Key Quest or something? Anyway, things have changed a lot in Amsurito’s time. Kejolica was her first pet, from back in Y12 (the olden days). Kejolica, despite being ancient, is actually a baby because she was blasted by a Baby Bruce named Boochi, which is a long story. Anyway, the point is that my sisters are all elderly and should probably be painted with an elderly paint brush..




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