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Zombies: Bitter or Blissful?

Are they... content being zombies?

by anastasiette
Dumplings: Great For Every Occasion

You peek into your cupboard, searching for that perfect lunch, but all you see are those Neo Crackers, and you sigh. If only there was something good to eat!

by typlohisioh
Finding the Perfect Background Made Easy!

Why are backgrounds so important? Because they show where your pet lives!

by petpet0246
Jelly Blobs of Success?!

The objective of the game is to eat jellies of your size and eventually be big enough to eat all sizes of jellies.

by watergun1490
Qasalan Expellibox: An Engineering Disaster

The Qasalan Expellibox is surely the greatest engineering blunder of our time.

by linkwarrior223
Making Your Neopets Shine!

Helping give your pets some goals makes Neopia a more fun place and makes your pets even more unique.

by jackie_3_3_3
The Neopian Food Review: Kelp

Is Neopia's premier restaurant really that good?

by mrpanda1
"Yeah, you got it!"

Whether you're new to Neopets or just looking to add a little excitement to your Neopian journeys, look no further than the Money Tree!

by sharkleberry1
Chariot Chasing: A Guide To Keep You In Your Seat!

The Chariots are zooming around the Colosseum today as the New Game Challenge has released the hit game, Chariot Chase!

by chax1414
 
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"He Who Thwarted the Monoceraptor" by scarvogue
You see a small boulder with a strange green figure resting on top of it. The Neopet is rather small, but very round and plump. Tied around his body (as he has no proper neck) is a long red cape, gently flowing in the calm wind. "Why hello there. I suppose you have come to hear my tale," the green Neopet says...




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Simply Leah
Laughter filled the hall of the high school, and Leah's cheeks burned as several voices of her fellow students taunted her.

by shadow_sabre_

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A Sea of Fantasy
She appreciated the scenery and tranquility that the lush forest offered her. It was a haven from the rigid, demanding life that she lived in the palace...

by traumerai

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James Nexis - Betrayal: Part Nine
There was nothing as far as his eyes could see. Just sand, sky and sun. He longed for the overcast, rainy Shenkuu days.

by punctuation_ninja

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The Foster: Part One
After Bree, her original owner, had left her, she had decided to never care for anyone ever again, as it was just too painful when they left her.

by babygirl229911

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Geraptiku and the Cursed Wave, Part 7
Sylvestre and Wave engage in battle! ...No, not really.

by buizelmaniac

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Key Quest Quirks: No Escape!
Giant Rock Mote!

Idea by yoyote

by sonumoo




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