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Issue: 409 | 11th day of Gathering, Y11 |
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 | Your questions answered!
Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.
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Quote of the Week
"What's the harm in trying?"
There were so many answers I could have made to that that I actually froze for a moment, trying to decide which apocalyptic vision would be most fitting.
Chariot Chasing
The Chariots are zooming around the Colosseum today as the New Game Challenge has released the hit game, Chariot Chase! This game is as thrilling and challenging as they get, and many of you may be baffled on how to reach to that high score of AAA. In this guide, I will help you reach that goal, one chariot at a time... |
Dumplings: Great!
The only thing you can do is stare longingly and imagine the food. But luckily for you... there's no need to go to Kelp, when you can have an equally delicious meal for much less. Why not try... dumplings?! Since there are quite a few different kinds, choose the one that suits your tastes... After all, dumplings are for every occasion! |
 | Zombies: Bitter or Blissful?
As I contemplated the zombie attack from earlier, it occurred to me later that many Neopians and innocent pets could be in danger should they run into a vengeful zombie, as the difference between bitter and blissful is not exactly... well... obvious. I created this simple scenario and some possible solutions to help keep you, or your pets protected. Ahem; A zombie is headed straight for you and your Neopets! What do you do?! |
| Other Stories |
"He Who Thwarted the Monoceraptor" by scarvogue
You see a small boulder with a strange green figure resting on top of it. The Neopet is rather small, but very round and plump. Tied around his body (as he has no proper neck) is a long red cape, gently flowing in the calm wind. "Why hello there. I suppose you have come to hear my tale," the green Neopet says... |
"Missing Mercy" by shalontay54
I groaned. I did NOT want to drag my much-younger sister around the Marketplace with me to look for a stamp for my collection. Mercy is the most clingy, annoying Zafara that ever walked Neopia. I still couldn't see why Jane had ruined our peaceful, quiet household in Neopia Central with Mercy, and it had been nearly three months... |
"One Thousand Neopoints" by littlemissmarauder
"The National Neopian Bank." The yellow Eyrie grinned up at the massive white pillars marking the entrance to Neopia's largest, most luxurious, most secure – and, well, only – bank. His grey eyes glinting with mischief, he turned to face the two blue Lupes standing to his left. "It's the home of billions of neopoints. Billions!" |
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 Ummagine Tea
The best way to get Ummagines is to go find them ourselves. As we probably all know, Ummagines grow deep underground.
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