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15th and 16th September - The Annual Chocolate Ball

  • The smell of chocolate is in the air! Yes, it is that time of year again. Hurrah for the Annual Chocolate Ball! If you are a fan of chocolate, this day is a much anticipated one. (If you dislike or otherwise cannot enjoy chocolate then this would be a great day to stay indoors.) Come one, come all! If you are painted Chocolate, you are invited! Just make sure to note the sign: NO SWAMP GAS TECHOS ALLOWED.

    Oh, those poor Swamp Gas Techos...

  • This chocolate statue looks so real! Too bad we have to eat it... OH! Nevermind! A crazy (uninvited) Scorchio scientist just told us this is actually a Chocolate Lenny. Sorry about that, Mr. Lenny!

  • Don't forget to send in your Random Contest entries! The deadline for this contest is next Friday, the 21st. :)

  • Spyders and Warfs might get super lucky at the Petpet Lab Ray and get turned into tasty Chocolate instead of a pile of soot!

  • Don't forget to check out today's chocolate-themed Poems, with titles such as 'Crashing The Chocolate Ball' and 'The Mystery Of The Chocolate Factory'!

  • The next round of the Beauty Contest is about to begin! Head on over and vote for your favourite. You can also take a look at the three winners of the last round! Congratulations to Nimju, Orhoro, and Xenti!

  • Now you can wear your chocolate wherever you go with this latest frame from the Neopian Gift Shop.

    Now nobody will be able to spot me! :)

  • The newest issue of the Neopian Times has been released, and it's covered in chocolate! Keep your eyes open for great stories and adventures like Planning Your Own Personal Chocolate Ball and Spoiled Rotten - Strict Gourmet Diet.

  • Yum! Now you can pick up Zafara candies in milk chocolate or dark chocolate flavours at the Chocolate Factory.

  • There is a delightful display of tasty chocolate images at the Art Gallery today!

  • U.S. Users: A new sponsor game has raced its way into the Games Room! Play Honey Maid Grahamfuls Build Your Dream Racer your dream racing machine! Oh, and earn Neopoints the farther along you get. See if you can build the ultimate racer before time runs out!

14th September

  • There are two new items you can purchase from the Magical Marvels shop! Take them with you to your next fight in the Battledome. :)

  • 'The Rainbow Fountain', 'Roo Island Adventures', and more Poems titles are up for you to read!

  • Booflyee's 'Gnome Home' in Faerieland has won the Neohomes Spotlight this week!

  • There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was Speckled Xweetok - Rainbow Pool. 50 people guessed correctly, earning them 40,000 NP each.

  • Head on over to the Tiki Tack shop to pick up new bottles of sand! These bottles look just like Petpets! :)

  • Wiggles the Noil has won the Petpet Spotlight this week!

  • There is a brand new page of images in the Art Gallery for you to admire today! :)

  • The Faeries' Ruin Mystery Capsule has arrived at the NC Mall as part of the History Capsule Adventure! Open the seventh and final capsule in the event and visit a time when Faeries turned to stone and Faerieland crashed down from the sky. Step into the chronomobile and head off on your last adventure before it's too late! :)

13th September - Techo Day

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  • Happy Techo Day! If you are a Techo, you can now visit the Rainbow Pool to get painted in Relic or Gold!

  • This week's Site Spotlight trophy goes to xalene for their Petpage, 'The Reverse Rainbow Pool (Species)'!

  • 'Corra para as chaves (Run to the keys)', by heber2001 is the winning Kreludor Cave Of The Week!

  • This week's PPL award has been given to the Faerie Meowclops. Well done Sephiro, Winnie, Marzipan, Spaetzle, and all the others.

  • Any Techo can visit Cap'n Threelegs on Techo Day to get free training!

  • Kauvara's Magic Shop now has two new Techo morphing potions up for sale.

  • The Poems page has been updated with such titles as 'Captain Telhan, Space Techo' and 'Zen Master Lunchbox'.

  • Yikes, Mira the Space Faerie is this week's Better Than You challenger! That must be a tough opponent to beat!

  • This week is the last chance to send us the correct Lenny Conundrum answer! There is now a new hint available.

  • There is a Techo special in the Art Gallery. If you are celebrating Techo Day, don't forget to visit and take a look!

  • There are two new outfits available only to the Techo at the Clothing Shop.

    Nothing beats the hobo life!

  • Do you have your crafting gear ready? Well, Delina's been busy preparing new items for her crafting quests. Starting midnight September 13th NST visit her in her workshop and you'll receive a bonus crafting quest. You can get one bonus quest per day for the next couple of weeks. What will she craft for you? Accept Delina's quest and find out!

12th September

  • Now you can purchase an apple tree at the Neopian Gift Shop to hang out under!

    Watch out for falling apples!

  • Dreamgurl_36's Chocolate Ball themed lookup has won User Lookup of the Week!

  • Today's Gallery Spotlight winner is sosunub for their lovely gallery, 'Autumn Surprises'!

  • While you are at the Neopian Gift Shop today you can also purchase a new backup mug for all your teas and coffees.

  • It looks like there is a Techo causing trouble at the Chocolate Ball as evident in the latest Caption Contest image. We asked them what happened, and they told us he came in through the window. :(

  • There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was Meri Acres Farm. 640 people guessed correctly, earning them 3,125 NP each.

  • There is a brand new selection of Art Gallery images for you to take a look at!

  • The Fall Shop is now open! Just because summer's over doesn't mean the fun has to end. Come check out the latest fall fashions and this season's must-haves at the NC Mall. :)

11th September

  • If you are in a mood to get scared, you might want to pick up the latest items from the Spooky Food shop.

  • This week's brand new Story Telling beginning was sent in by tj_wagner!

    He was a tall, thin Kougra -- his long arms swinging disjointedly while he walked, as if he was nothing more than a rag doll come to life. The vest he wore was colourless, except for the dirt that clung to it like a gossamer veil, and dark glasses hid his eyes. As he passed, I saw there was a strange parcel attached to his back...

  • The Neovian Printing Press is now selling two new tomes! Though one of them looks rather old...

  • Aurelyn the Aisha has won the Pet Spotlight this week!

  • Congratulations go out to Stranon and Ego! Each has proven spiffier than the rest in the Customisation Spotlight. Voting for this week's contest has begun. Good luck to this week's entrants!

  • The Poems page has been updated with such works as 'A Baby Chia's Rant' and 'The Neopian Lottery'!

  • The Tale of Woe Mystery Capsule has appeared at the NC Mall as part of the History Capsule Adventure. Open the sixth capsule in the event and be introduced to Neovia, a spooky and cursed town... Also, this Friday September 14th is your last chance to visit a time when the forces of Meridell were pitted against Darigan with the Champions of Meridell Mystery Capsule. Step into the Chronomobile before it's too late!

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