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Clues in the Hidden Tower: Sparkles's Mystery - Part One

"Faerieland is the perfect place to celebrate my birthday!" Sparkles declared.

by downrightdude
The End: A Shoyru Tale - Part One

"I, Doctor Frank Sloth, the most intelligent creature in the universe, have returned once more. Do not panic, for it will do you no good."

by nintyplayer
 
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Taking Over Neopia



The Darkest Faerie, Dr. Sloth, Xandra, all have made at least one attempt to conquer Neopia which failed miserably. Having reviewed what documentation I could find about their attempts at Neopian conquest, I put together the following article, which should help would-be rulers of Neopia to avoid some of the more common mistakes made by those whose failed attempts at Neopian domination...



Other Stories


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The Life of an Unemployed Pirate
Benny caught the mug and stared down into it for a long time, then looked up and gave the shopkeeper a stern glare. "What was that?"

"That 'n's on the house," the Yurble said, turning away quickly...

by scribe1020


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Five Hundred Paper Weewoos
But one day, it feels like faeries are in her feet and she is restless and sick and tired of sitting alone and looking at her hands.

by pandora

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Sweet Bites: Buzz Day!
Here are just some of the sweet bites that we can offer them on this joyous occasion!

by silvernightingale

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The Ins and Outs of the Help Chat
With such a wide range of topics and a lightning-fast pace, how are you ever supposed to get your own question answered, or even help someone else?

by leafyshadow

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Smell You Later!
Forever alone... :'D

by akierasu

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On a Thin Line: Cockroach Towers
5 NP per day!

by silvergullmon77



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