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Clues in the Hidden Tower: Sparkles's Mystery - Part One

"Faerieland is the perfect place to celebrate my birthday!" Sparkles declared.

by downrightdude
The End: A Shoyru Tale - Part One

"I, Doctor Frank Sloth, the most intelligent creature in the universe, have returned once more. Do not panic, for it will do you no good."

by nintyplayer
 
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Taking Over Neopia



The Darkest Faerie, Dr. Sloth, Xandra, all have made at least one attempt to conquer Neopia which failed miserably. Having reviewed what documentation I could find about their attempts at Neopian conquest, I put together the following article, which should help would-be rulers of Neopia to avoid some of the more common mistakes made by those whose failed attempts at Neopian domination...



Other Stories


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The Life of an Unemployed Pirate
Benny caught the mug and stared down into it for a long time, then looked up and gave the shopkeeper a stern glare. "What was that?"

"That 'n's on the house," the Yurble said, turning away quickly...

by scribe1020


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The Sorceress's Choice
Xandra landed face first into a flower bed.

"Ow..." she mumbled...

Also by princesspesa98

by erroro


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Rules to Remember When Taking Over Neopia
In honor of Sloth Appreciation Day, I've compiled some advice for those wishing to rule Neopia.

by mystie06

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Appreciating Sloth: A Celebration Plan Proposal
Various ways we can celebrate Sloth Appreciation Day besides the usual cake and candles...

by lute248

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Maybe Next Year, Kids...
Being a baby pet is very tough sometimes.

by belowzerokelvin

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Painted Madness: Feeding Poe
Transmogrification Potions sometimes bring unexpected side-effects to normal day-to-day activities...

by kahalb



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