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Clues in the Hidden Tower: Sparkles's Mystery - Part One

"Faerieland is the perfect place to celebrate my birthday!" Sparkles declared.

by downrightdude
The End: A Shoyru Tale - Part One

"I, Doctor Frank Sloth, the most intelligent creature in the universe, have returned once more. Do not panic, for it will do you no good."

by nintyplayer
 
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Taking Over Neopia



The Darkest Faerie, Dr. Sloth, Xandra, all have made at least one attempt to conquer Neopia which failed miserably. Having reviewed what documentation I could find about their attempts at Neopian conquest, I put together the following article, which should help would-be rulers of Neopia to avoid some of the more common mistakes made by those whose failed attempts at Neopian domination...



Other Stories


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Edna's First Strike
"Well, missy, this isn't Mystery Island. And it's too dangerous walking out here alone at night, especially for a pretty little thing like you." He grinned maliciously.

by deniscodisco

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Deimetrios and Bluefire
She said without preamble, "This is Bluefire. I adopted him from the Pound."

by ladycat1413

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Sloth Appreciation Day (SAD)
Dr. Frank Sloth has been one of the greatest super villains of all time. So this is a day we must come together to celebrate...

Also written by layeredcrazy

by skyerandom301


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Elegant Elephante Wearables for Elephante Day!
Elephante Day is once again upon us, Neopia!

by sychologist

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Painted Madness: Feeding Poe
Transmogrification Potions sometimes bring unexpected side-effects to normal day-to-day activities...

by kahalb

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That's Life: Sloth Day!
Happy Sloth Day!

by angel_star7



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