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Clues in the Hidden Tower: Sparkles's Mystery - Part One

"Faerieland is the perfect place to celebrate my birthday!" Sparkles declared.

by downrightdude
The End: A Shoyru Tale - Part One

"I, Doctor Frank Sloth, the most intelligent creature in the universe, have returned once more. Do not panic, for it will do you no good."

by nintyplayer
 
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Taking Over Neopia



The Darkest Faerie, Dr. Sloth, Xandra, all have made at least one attempt to conquer Neopia which failed miserably. Having reviewed what documentation I could find about their attempts at Neopian conquest, I put together the following article, which should help would-be rulers of Neopia to avoid some of the more common mistakes made by those whose failed attempts at Neopian domination...



Other Stories


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Addie Meets Dr. Sloth
Some called me crazy, but I was fascinated with Sloth.

by jamba_jukeba

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Five Hundred Paper Weewoos
But one day, it feels like faeries are in her feet and she is restless and sick and tired of sitting alone and looking at her hands.

by pandora

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The Voice of Neopia: An Interview with Dr. Sloth
Dr. Sloth wants YOU to help him in his quest for world domination!

by cardsperson_ii

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In Praise of Mediocrity
I think that the Wheel of Mediocrity deserves a little more respect than most Neopians are willing to offer it.

by fwoogleberry

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Happy Sloth Day
Awww, Sloth...

Idea by ruben160

by jokehr


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Keep It Cool #2: Seeing the World
Seeing the world might be cool...

by jeanandthen9



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