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Clues in the Hidden Tower: Sparkles's Mystery - Part One

"Faerieland is the perfect place to celebrate my birthday!" Sparkles declared.

by downrightdude
The End: A Shoyru Tale - Part One

"I, Doctor Frank Sloth, the most intelligent creature in the universe, have returned once more. Do not panic, for it will do you no good."

by nintyplayer
 
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Taking Over Neopia



The Darkest Faerie, Dr. Sloth, Xandra, all have made at least one attempt to conquer Neopia which failed miserably. Having reviewed what documentation I could find about their attempts at Neopian conquest, I put together the following article, which should help would-be rulers of Neopia to avoid some of the more common mistakes made by those whose failed attempts at Neopian domination...



Other Stories


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The Accidental Garden
Truth be told, she had neither enemies nor friends. And she knew the reason why. Mara was nicknamed "The Living Accident" because Mara was very accident-prone.

by jamespongebob

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Deimetrios and Bluefire
She said without preamble, "This is Bluefire. I adopted him from the Pound."

by ladycat1413

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In Praise of Mediocrity
I think that the Wheel of Mediocrity deserves a little more respect than most Neopians are willing to offer it.

by fwoogleberry

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Elegant Elephante Wearables for Elephante Day!
Elephante Day is once again upon us, Neopia!

by sychologist

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Neo Events - The Giant Omelette
I wonder what happens...

by ilovepuppies31

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Happy Sloth Day
Awww, Sloth...

Idea by ruben160

by jokehr




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