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Beautiful Chaos: Part Ten

"I really hope that we don't fall through the sky and end up in Brightvale or something."

"You should really work on your motivational speeches."

by tanikagillam

Guard Duty: Part Three

"You cannot hold me out here!" the Major shouted. "I have diplomatic immunity!"

by herdygerdy
Petpet Adventures: Entombed - Part Four

"We're just a group of lost petpets, trying to find our way out of the Tomb. Do you think you could help us?"

by rachelindea
Child of the Drenched: Intrigue in Faerieland - Part Five

Mara knocked on Florina's office door. She hoped that the headmistress of the Royal Academy of Faerieland would be in. They needed her help in trying to clear her uncle's name.

by kristykimmy
When Neopia Turns Evil: Part Three

"If you guys are such great villains, why haven't you caught us yet?" asked Kroost.

by hannahcreep
Scarblade's Pearl: Forgive and Regret - Part Three

"Oh, I understand just fine. You're here with a wanted fugitive causing trouble for a young lady and her music shop. Honestly, Garin, I really thought you were better than this, even for a pirate."

by theloverpokemonqueen
A Tale of Two Unis: Part Two

Oeur was a Princess...

But I should be one.

by cloudpuffpuff

Possibility: Part Three

My eyes dart open as I notice the wings on the ship like a Cyodrake's. There's no way. No possible way I could be on the Cyodrake's Gaze.

by virtuosoe
Possessed: Part Two

"Cerulean, I was studying before we started this, and I wanted to ask you: When you and Faith were on your journey, were any spells cast on her?"

by ellbot1998
 
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