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Five Hundred Paper Weewoos

But one day, it feels like faeries are in her feet and she is restless and sick and tired of sitting alone and looking at her hands.

by pandora
The Accidental Garden

Truth be told, she had neither enemies nor friends. And she knew the reason why. Mara was nicknamed "The Living Accident" because Mara was very accident-prone.

by jamespongebob
Book Learning

But Trina was not happy. And it was all because she was born as a Faerie Aisha.

by spotlightstarzafara
The Life of an Unemployed Pirate

Benny caught the mug and stared down into it for a long time, then looked up and gave the shopkeeper a stern glare. "What was that?"

"That 'n's on the house," the Yurble said, turning away quickly...

by scribe1020

Deimetrios and Bluefire

She said without preamble, "This is Bluefire. I adopted him from the Pound."

by ladycat1413
Running From Royalty

"Run!" Bibbycub screamed, leaping off the swing and running away. She reached the other side of the playground and...

by _neo_kami_91
Edna's First Strike

"Well, missy, this isn't Mystery Island. And it's too dangerous walking out here alone at night, especially for a pretty little thing like you." He grinned maliciously.

by deniscodisco
The Sorceress's Choice

Xandra landed face first into a flower bed.

"Ow..." she mumbled...

Also by princesspesa98

by erroro

A Day of Appreciation

"Today, I shall visit Neopia," Sloth said to himself. "I shall visit and pick up the cake I want."

by cyber1ofkakoradesert
Addie Meets Dr. Sloth

Some called me crazy, but I was fascinated with Sloth.

by jamba_jukeba
 
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"The Life of an Unemployed Pirate" by scribe1020
Benny took the last swig of his grog and slammed the mug down on the counter, sliding it over to the shopkeeper. The Yurble behind the counter took out a jar of Grog and refilled the mug. "That'd be another 50 Neopoints, sir," the shopkeeper said, sliding it back to him. Benny caught the mug and stared down into it for a long time, then looked up and gave the shopkeeper a stern glare. "What was that?"




Other Stories


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Rules to Remember When Taking Over Neopia
In honor of Sloth Appreciation Day, I've compiled some advice for those wishing to rule Neopia.

by mystie06

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In Praise of Mediocrity
I think that the Wheel of Mediocrity deserves a little more respect than most Neopians are willing to offer it.

by fwoogleberry

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Possibility: Part Three
My eyes dart open as I notice the wings on the ship like a Cyodrake's. There's no way. No possible way I could be on the Cyodrake's Gaze.

by virtuosoe

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A Tale of Two Unis: Part Two
Oeur was a Princess...

But I should be one.

by cloudpuffpuff


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Ventures #11
Operation T.R.E.K. Part 5. The anticlimax, for lack of a better explanation which Loange now demands.

by neo_coaster363

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Happy Sloth Day
Awww, Sloth...

Idea by ruben160

by jokehr




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