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Five Hundred Paper Weewoos

But one day, it feels like faeries are in her feet and she is restless and sick and tired of sitting alone and looking at her hands.

by pandora
The Accidental Garden

Truth be told, she had neither enemies nor friends. And she knew the reason why. Mara was nicknamed "The Living Accident" because Mara was very accident-prone.

by jamespongebob
Book Learning

But Trina was not happy. And it was all because she was born as a Faerie Aisha.

by spotlightstarzafara
The Life of an Unemployed Pirate

Benny caught the mug and stared down into it for a long time, then looked up and gave the shopkeeper a stern glare. "What was that?"

"That 'n's on the house," the Yurble said, turning away quickly...

by scribe1020

Deimetrios and Bluefire

She said without preamble, "This is Bluefire. I adopted him from the Pound."

by ladycat1413
Running From Royalty

"Run!" Bibbycub screamed, leaping off the swing and running away. She reached the other side of the playground and...

by _neo_kami_91
Edna's First Strike

"Well, missy, this isn't Mystery Island. And it's too dangerous walking out here alone at night, especially for a pretty little thing like you." He grinned maliciously.

by deniscodisco
The Sorceress's Choice

Xandra landed face first into a flower bed.

"Ow..." she mumbled...

Also by princesspesa98

by erroro

A Day of Appreciation

"Today, I shall visit Neopia," Sloth said to himself. "I shall visit and pick up the cake I want."

by cyber1ofkakoradesert
Addie Meets Dr. Sloth

Some called me crazy, but I was fascinated with Sloth.

by jamba_jukeba
 
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The Ins and Outs of the Help Chat
With such a wide range of topics and a lightning-fast pace, how are you ever supposed to get your own question answered, or even help someone else?

by leafyshadow

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Top 10 Most Wanted Random Events
At one time or another we've all wished for a useful random event, but what exactly are the most desirable random events in Neopia?

by mercy_angel

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Child of the Drenched: Intrigue in Faerieland - Part Five
Mara knocked on Florina's office door. She hoped that the headmistress of the Royal Academy of Faerieland would be in. They needed her help in trying to clear her uncle's name.

by kristykimmy

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Petpet Adventures: Entombed - Part Four
"We're just a group of lost petpets, trying to find our way out of the Tomb. Do you think you could help us?"

by rachelindea

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Happy Sloth Day
Awww, Sloth...

Idea by ruben160

by jokehr


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More Hardships of... Habitarium P3s 19
Wrong time, wrong impression.

by alagfalaswen



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