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Five Hundred Paper Weewoos

But one day, it feels like faeries are in her feet and she is restless and sick and tired of sitting alone and looking at her hands.

by pandora
The Accidental Garden

Truth be told, she had neither enemies nor friends. And she knew the reason why. Mara was nicknamed "The Living Accident" because Mara was very accident-prone.

by jamespongebob
Book Learning

But Trina was not happy. And it was all because she was born as a Faerie Aisha.

by spotlightstarzafara
The Life of an Unemployed Pirate

Benny caught the mug and stared down into it for a long time, then looked up and gave the shopkeeper a stern glare. "What was that?"

"That 'n's on the house," the Yurble said, turning away quickly...

by scribe1020

Deimetrios and Bluefire

She said without preamble, "This is Bluefire. I adopted him from the Pound."

by ladycat1413
Running From Royalty

"Run!" Bibbycub screamed, leaping off the swing and running away. She reached the other side of the playground and...

by _neo_kami_91
Edna's First Strike

"Well, missy, this isn't Mystery Island. And it's too dangerous walking out here alone at night, especially for a pretty little thing like you." He grinned maliciously.

by deniscodisco
The Sorceress's Choice

Xandra landed face first into a flower bed.

"Ow..." she mumbled...

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by erroro

A Day of Appreciation

"Today, I shall visit Neopia," Sloth said to himself. "I shall visit and pick up the cake I want."

by cyber1ofkakoradesert
Addie Meets Dr. Sloth

Some called me crazy, but I was fascinated with Sloth.

by jamba_jukeba
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Taking Over Neopia

The Darkest Faerie, Dr. Sloth, Xandra, all have made at least one attempt to conquer Neopia which failed miserably. Having reviewed what documentation I could find about their attempts at Neopian conquest, I put together the following article, which should help would-be rulers of Neopia to avoid some of the more common mistakes made by those whose failed attempts at Neopian domination...

Other Stories


Sweet Bites: Buzz Day!
Here are just some of the sweet bites that we can offer them on this joyous occasion!

by silvernightingale


In Praise of Mediocrity
I think that the Wheel of Mediocrity deserves a little more respect than most Neopians are willing to offer it.

by fwoogleberry


A Tale of Two Unis: Part Two
Oeur was a Princess...

But I should be one.

by cloudpuffpuff


Scarblade's Pearl: Forgive and Regret - Part Three
"Oh, I understand just fine. You're here with a wanted fugitive causing trouble for a young lady and her music shop. Honestly, Garin, I really thought you were better than this, even for a pirate."

by theloverpokemonqueen


The pound is a scary place. Part one of three.

by nova_bee


Berry Troubles
Pesky little sisters are such a pain...

by xxdnhxx

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