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||Issue: 528 | 13th day of Sleeping, Y14
|Coping with Hoarding; SDB Clean OutsMy safety deposit box is back on track, and with a few simple tips, I can help you clear out yours.|
|The Ins and Outs of the Help ChatWith such a wide range of topics and a lightning-fast pace, how are you ever supposed to get your own question answered, or even help someone else? |
|Top 10 Most Wanted Random EventsAt one time or another we've all wished for a useful random event, but what exactly are the most desirable random events in Neopia?|
|In Praise of MediocrityI think that the Wheel of Mediocrity deserves a little more respect than most Neopians are willing to offer it.|
|Sloth Appreciation Day (SAD)Dr. Frank Sloth has been one of the greatest super villains of all time. So this is a day we must come together to celebrate...
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|Rules to Remember When Taking Over NeopiaIn honor of Sloth Appreciation Day, I've compiled some advice for those wishing to rule Neopia.|
|Elegant Elephante Wearables for Elephante Day!Elephante Day is once again upon us, Neopia!|
|Sweet Bites: Buzz Day!Here are just some of the sweet bites that we can offer them on this joyous occasion!|
|Appreciating Sloth: A Celebration Plan ProposalVarious ways we can celebrate Sloth Appreciation Day besides the usual cake and candles...|
|The Voice of Neopia: An Interview with Dr. SlothDr. Sloth wants YOU to help him in his quest for world domination!|
|A Special Sloth DayGet ready, Neopians, as it is everyone's favorite holiday. The 14th day of Sleeping marks the annual entertaining and widely-celebrated day known as Sloth Appreciation Day. This day is dedicated to the one, the only, Dr. Sloth himself! |
|4th Annual Neopies: Do They Matter To You?Who and what will be nominated? What were the best—and the worst—events of the year?
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"The Life of an Unemployed Pirate" by scribe1020
Benny took the last swig of his grog and slammed the mug down on the counter, sliding it over to the shopkeeper. The Yurble behind the counter took out a jar of Grog and refilled the mug. "That'd be another 50 Neopoints, sir," the shopkeeper said, sliding it back to him. Benny caught the mug and stared down into it for a long time, then looked up and gave the shopkeeper a stern glare. "What was that?"
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But one day, it feels like faeries are in her feet and she is restless and sick and tired of sitting alone and looking at her hands.
|Beautiful Chaos: Part Ten|
"I really hope that we don't fall through the sky and end up in Brightvale or something."
"You should really work on your motivational speeches."