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Coping with Hoarding; SDB Clean Outs

My safety deposit box is back on track, and with a few simple tips, I can help you clear out yours.

by lil_princess_of_evil
The Ins and Outs of the Help Chat

With such a wide range of topics and a lightning-fast pace, how are you ever supposed to get your own question answered, or even help someone else?

by leafyshadow
Top 10 Most Wanted Random Events

At one time or another we've all wished for a useful random event, but what exactly are the most desirable random events in Neopia?

by mercy_angel
In Praise of Mediocrity

I think that the Wheel of Mediocrity deserves a little more respect than most Neopians are willing to offer it.

by fwoogleberry
Sloth Appreciation Day (SAD)

Dr. Frank Sloth has been one of the greatest super villains of all time. So this is a day we must come together to celebrate...

Also written by layeredcrazy

by skyerandom301

Rules to Remember When Taking Over Neopia

In honor of Sloth Appreciation Day, I've compiled some advice for those wishing to rule Neopia.

by mystie06
Elegant Elephante Wearables for Elephante Day!

Elephante Day is once again upon us, Neopia!

by sychologist
Sweet Bites: Buzz Day!

Here are just some of the sweet bites that we can offer them on this joyous occasion!

by silvernightingale
Appreciating Sloth: A Celebration Plan Proposal

Various ways we can celebrate Sloth Appreciation Day besides the usual cake and candles...

by lute248
The Voice of Neopia: An Interview with Dr. Sloth

Dr. Sloth wants YOU to help him in his quest for world domination!

by cardsperson_ii
A Special Sloth Day

Get ready, Neopians, as it is everyone's favorite holiday. The 14th day of Sleeping marks the annual entertaining and widely-celebrated day known as Sloth Appreciation Day. This day is dedicated to the one, the only, Dr. Sloth himself!

by babygirl122187
4th Annual Neopies: Do They Matter To You?

Who and what will be nominated? What were the best—and the worst—events of the year?

Art by tashni

by tashni

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Taking Over Neopia

The Darkest Faerie, Dr. Sloth, Xandra, all have made at least one attempt to conquer Neopia which failed miserably. Having reviewed what documentation I could find about their attempts at Neopian conquest, I put together the following article, which should help would-be rulers of Neopia to avoid some of the more common mistakes made by those whose failed attempts at Neopian domination...

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The Life of an Unemployed Pirate
Benny caught the mug and stared down into it for a long time, then looked up and gave the shopkeeper a stern glare. "What was that?"

"That 'n's on the house," the Yurble said, turning away quickly...

by scribe1020


Running From Royalty
"Run!" Bibbycub screamed, leaping off the swing and running away. She reached the other side of the playground and...

by _neo_kami_91


Clues in the Hidden Tower: Sparkles's Mystery - Part One
"Faerieland is the perfect place to celebrate my birthday!" Sparkles declared.

by downrightdude


Child of the Drenched: Intrigue in Faerieland - Part Five
Mara knocked on Florina's office door. She hoped that the headmistress of the Royal Academy of Faerieland would be in. They needed her help in trying to clear her uncle's name.

by kristykimmy


Frolics - Eggzactly!
If I'm in the way, just roll me into a corner.

Art by izzywizard

by patjade


On a Thin Line: Cockroach Towers
5 NP per day!

by silvergullmon77

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