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||Issue: 528 | 13th day of Sleeping, Y14
|Coping with Hoarding; SDB Clean OutsMy safety deposit box is back on track, and with a few simple tips, I can help you clear out yours.|
|The Ins and Outs of the Help ChatWith such a wide range of topics and a lightning-fast pace, how are you ever supposed to get your own question answered, or even help someone else? |
|Top 10 Most Wanted Random EventsAt one time or another we've all wished for a useful random event, but what exactly are the most desirable random events in Neopia?|
|In Praise of MediocrityI think that the Wheel of Mediocrity deserves a little more respect than most Neopians are willing to offer it.|
|Sloth Appreciation Day (SAD)Dr. Frank Sloth has been one of the greatest super villains of all time. So this is a day we must come together to celebrate...
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|Rules to Remember When Taking Over NeopiaIn honor of Sloth Appreciation Day, I've compiled some advice for those wishing to rule Neopia.|
|Elegant Elephante Wearables for Elephante Day!Elephante Day is once again upon us, Neopia!|
|Sweet Bites: Buzz Day!Here are just some of the sweet bites that we can offer them on this joyous occasion!|
|Appreciating Sloth: A Celebration Plan ProposalVarious ways we can celebrate Sloth Appreciation Day besides the usual cake and candles...|
|The Voice of Neopia: An Interview with Dr. SlothDr. Sloth wants YOU to help him in his quest for world domination!|
|A Special Sloth DayGet ready, Neopians, as it is everyone's favorite holiday. The 14th day of Sleeping marks the annual entertaining and widely-celebrated day known as Sloth Appreciation Day. This day is dedicated to the one, the only, Dr. Sloth himself! |
|4th Annual Neopies: Do They Matter To You?Who and what will be nominated? What were the best—and the worst—events of the year?
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"A Day of Appreciation" by cyber1ofkakoradesert
"Soon, my birthday will be celebrated again!" Sloth chuckled to himself. "I have dubbed it, 'Sloth Appreciation Day', for it is a day of me!" He sat back in his favourite chair, millions of ideas running through his evil head. The least evil idea in his head was the flavor of birthday cake he would like this year. He loved black forest cake; he always had one set aside for himself on his special day...
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"Well, missy, this isn't Mystery Island. And it's too dangerous walking out here alone at night, especially for a pretty little thing like you." He grinned maliciously.
|The Accidental Garden|
Truth be told, she had neither enemies nor friends. And she knew the reason why. Mara was nicknamed "The Living Accident" because Mara was very accident-prone.
|Possibility: Part Three|
My eyes dart open as I notice the wings on the ship like a Cyodrake's. There's no way. No possible way I could be on the Cyodrake's Gaze.