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Saly's Club: Sleep Issues

Every neopet has the perfect bed, right?

by djudju22_8
More Hardships of... Habitarium P3s 19

Wrong time, wrong impression.

by alagfalaswen
Literally ~ Faeries

Xandra was right... Xandra was sooooooo right.

by pirate_cove
Compare and Contrast - Jellybeans

Michelle... rescue me...

by chocholatedog

Best tasting medicine, ever!

by ghostkomorichu
Smell You Later!

Forever alone... :'D

by akierasu
3 Royals plus 1

Egg is egg, no difference.

by white_tiger0226
Neo Events - The Giant Omelette

I wonder what happens...

by ilovepuppies31
Battledome Adventures 2

Ezra the Sketch Lupe takes on the Flaming Meerca!

by bardaandlindal
Keep It Cool #2: Seeing the World

Seeing the world might be cool...

by jeanandthen9
Frolics - Eggzactly!

If I'm in the way, just roll me into a corner.

Art by izzywizard

by patjade

Maybe Next Year, Kids...

Being a baby pet is very tough sometimes.

by belowzerokelvin
Negg Sandwich - Hidden Tower

Yay for sparkles!

by bubblegoldfish
Misguided Squid

Hey! You're not a Giant Titanic Squid!

Story by barir644

by tohkano

The Lost Treasure of Geraptiku

Now where do they keep the fiddles?

by thegreenspark
Painted Madness: Feeding Poe

Transmogrification Potions sometimes bring unexpected side-effects to normal day-to-day activities...

by kahalb
Berry Troubles

Pesky little sisters are such a pain...

by xxdnhxx
Chiavore: Part 2

How many Chias could a Chiavore eat? Part 2

by frozenicicles
On a Thin Line: Cockroach Towers

5 NP per day!

by silvergullmon77

The pound is a scary place. Part one of three.

by nova_bee
Tylus wants a Petpet, now!

Will Tylus prove himself worthy of a Petpet?

by x_mystichorse_x
Frozen Dinner

Don't eat it like that!

by actinia
Ventures #11

Operation T.R.E.K. Part 5. The anticlimax, for lack of a better explanation which Loange now demands.

by neo_coaster363
Locked Comics: Snowball Fight Part 2

A reason why fire pets can never play with snow...

by lockednloaded21
Invasion of Baby Buzzes

The downfall of Neopia?

Idea by crepe14

by airlineer

Oh Em Gee, I'm MSP: Habitarium


by shamaela
That's Life: Sloth Day!

Happy Sloth Day!

by angel_star7
Happy Sloth Day

Awww, Sloth...

Idea by ruben160

by jokehr

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Taking Over Neopia

The Darkest Faerie, Dr. Sloth, Xandra, all have made at least one attempt to conquer Neopia which failed miserably. Having reviewed what documentation I could find about their attempts at Neopian conquest, I put together the following article, which should help would-be rulers of Neopia to avoid some of the more common mistakes made by those whose failed attempts at Neopian domination...

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Running From Royalty
"Run!" Bibbycub screamed, leaping off the swing and running away. She reached the other side of the playground and...

by _neo_kami_91


The Accidental Garden
Truth be told, she had neither enemies nor friends. And she knew the reason why. Mara was nicknamed "The Living Accident" because Mara was very accident-prone.

by jamespongebob


The Ins and Outs of the Help Chat
With such a wide range of topics and a lightning-fast pace, how are you ever supposed to get your own question answered, or even help someone else?

by leafyshadow


A Special Sloth Day
Get ready, Neopians, as it is everyone's favorite holiday. The 14th day of Sleeping marks the annual entertaining and widely-celebrated day known as Sloth Appreciation Day. This day is dedicated to the one, the only, Dr. Sloth himself!

by babygirl122187


Beautiful Chaos: Part Ten
"I really hope that we don't fall through the sky and end up in Brightvale or something."

"You should really work on your motivational speeches."

by tanikagillam


A Tale of Two Unis: Part Two
Oeur was a Princess...

But I should be one.

by cloudpuffpuff

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