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||Issue: 292 | 18th day of Hunting, Y9
|The Ghost of Meridell: Part TenJeran reacted just as Raylac hoped he would. The Lupe squire had gotten angry and attacked without thinking. This gave the Eyrie thief the advantage...|
|Revenge and Resistance: Part Seven"I resign," Gormos mumbled. "I can't do this anymore. I'm not the right person to do it; I can't handle this pressure..."|
|Neoplay: Two Faeries and a Wannabe Evil Overlord - Part SixCera was taken into another room, where countless numbers of pink pets hung out in cages...
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|Running Faster than Destiny: Part FiveTwitch followed the sound of the voice and saw Onyx sitting in the branches of a nearby tree. The same wicked smile was plastered on his face...|
|Dark Friend: Part Five"Dina, we can't go back!" Wanda exclaimed. "You saw how weird Yollinda was acting. She could do terrible things to you!"|
|Further Tales of Woe: Part FourThe new Sophie he'd seen briefly had been harsh and very defensive. She had aged outside of the cursed fog, and now looked much older than him. The short conversations they'd exchanged when he'd seen her were tense and pointed, often drenched in sarcasm or downright animosity...|
|The Portrait: Part Four"Let's see what we have already attempted: we've had it burned, pulverized, cast from the highest window of the chateau, cast into the lake, shredded, torn to pieces, cleaved in two..."|
|Faith in Fate: Part ThreeNo! Cheetah wanted to scream. No, it's not true! But she knew it was. She knew...|
|Secrets and Shadows: Part Three"It will be difficult to find them, though. The older parts of the Citadel are a labyrinth of abandoned storage rooms and forgotten treasures..."|
|An Illusion Spun: Part Two"There's a Mootix buzzing around here. I figured we could fry it." Her eyes traveled to the pile of logs that was obviously lacking in fire-building quality. "If we get a fire going, that is..."|
|Book of Wisdom: Part TwoHe tried to open it, but a small steel lock held the leather cover together. When Awohi looked closely, he saw that it was a small piece of metal shaped like Neopia. A tiny keyhole was driven into the rusted metal...|
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"In an Eggshell" by dark_slammer
"You no let Boochi play, then Boochi makes you play!" he replied ecstatically. He pushed down all of the buttons at once. The ray juddered and whirred, then shot something directly at me. I saw a flash of light, and then nothing. I've seen nothing ever since. You see, it's not the best life, being an egg...
But soon PPLP 104 and 105 were crouched in the snow, waiting for the signal to rush to their posts closer to the lair of the Snow Beast...
|Breakfast for a Little Kau|
A long walk? We must be going to Neopia Central! Kalleigh's friends had told her of a restaurant there that made delicious chokato waffles...
|I Command Thee To Attach!|
Have you ever stopped to wonder if maybe your petpet just isn't that appealing to your new petpetpet? Hey, they have a right to be picky too.