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Accidents Happen

Ow.

Also by bartdrunkeys

by velveteen

Neo Tip #305

How to use the cooking pot...

by going_2_b_famous
Bees' Kneez

You can have this invisible paintbrush if you want!

by looweez
The Sugar Sisters

If you're reading this, this is my first time in the NT!!!

by toothbrush181
The Drenched

In over her head?

Idea by mattdoyle622

by zelda2222

Dandilion Tails: Dude, What's In My Kitchen?

What the...!

Also by walkaroundstar

by dandilion_crucifix

Plotless

Oh, nothing... *evil grin*

by mermaidsfinn
Inanity

The world's largest mortog!

by butterfly_girl_22
Coco and Friends -- A Friendly Meal

Warning: Islanders should stay away from any types of food that resemble you...

by parisianprincess
Two Tails

No Sludgies were harmed in the making of this comic... I hope. ^ ^

by peepeeque
Two's Company

More's a crowd.

by explorer_253
C.H.A.O.S.

Drowning?

Story by precious_katuch14

by ssjelitegirl

Quest for the Honey Potion

The real reason why most of us fail at Quest #35.

by acutegrrl
Normal Never Applies

It just depends on if you want to buy the paintbrush or candles.

by _poundpetsaver_
Just Another Comic

What does CPMPB stand for? Chicken pesto with mozzarella and peanut butter of course!

by jamz76
Life of a Lupe

Why do YOU get a cookie?

by littledragonkid
Sibling Rivalry

Why do Codestones shake anyway?

by evilpuppyangel
Mipsy's Shoes

Talinia and Velm grow tired of Mipsy and her complaints...

by lauziloges
The Nerkmid Mania

Something has happened!

by ooorianeoo
No Evil

What happens when Judimus plays a little game with Dove...?

by _8d
Memories of a Neopet - Potatoes!

POTATOES!!

by neokittycatt
Danger: There Are Found Fire Balls in Altador!

What's this?

by caioschleich
Pet Kicks Club

If you are bored at the beach, try this...

by gelert548
Decorating on a Budget

How festive!

by cherry_r0ses
Smelly Politics

My graceful runner's legs!

by sleepysweeper
Cannibalism

That's just wrong.

by samlikesyou
Random Something

The poor Flotsams can't even go shoe shopping, either!

by silvermare200
Fiesty Freaks

This dish is really good!

by eevilbirdiezuh
Battle Training

Remember what I told you...

by zephandolf
Meerca Chased!

Wheeeee...

by _trail_
SugarFull

It's just so yum!

by dya_katt108
The Petpet

I need a job...

by _peppermint_27
Addiction In Motion

Heh. Yeah. That's me. ^.^

by lilcamby3556
Kauvara Makes Lemonade

Kauvara makes lemonade but omits an important ingredient...

by jcspare
Evanesce

^_^

by inuyashalover37
A Midnight Snack...

Only Dr. Sloth would think of something this evil!

by fries682
Life with Jen

Neovian Costumes

by hiomoni
 
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Oh! To Own An Ogrin!



If you were out enjoying the countryside, and saw a pair of amber eyes staring at you inquisitively, well camouflaged amongst the foliage with its stripes, rebellious mane and tufty ears, would you know who was watching you? If this has happened to you, you are lucky enough to have encountered an Ogrin. A look on the Stats page will show you that Ogrin are the second least popular (normal) Neopet, but they do not share the Gnorbu's fame...



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