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||Issue: 292 | 18th day of Hunting, Y9
|Rebel Grundo"How dare you speak about Dr. Sloth that way! He is the best! And stop calling me Tukil; my name is Number 4359! Dr. Sloth gave it to me himself!"|
|Hunting for a Petpet"Come on, you've been away for ages, leaving me to fend for myself. A petpet is the least you could do," the big young Lupe reasoned...|
|Payment DueKindness leaves a debt that has little to do with money. Even if you repay it, the best gift is the memories it brings...|
|War Letters: DariganiBetter keep an eye out, his high pompousness is starting to have suspicions about your loyalty...|
|In an EggshellFor over a year, I've been waiting and waiting for those few words that she's just spit out. Ever since that dreaded day. The BOOCHI day...|
|Breakfast for a Little KauA long walk? We must be going to Neopia Central! Kalleigh's friends had told her of a restaurant there that made delicious chokato waffles...|
|Light Problems"The light faerie got out, didn't she?" Alice asked, looking down at the empty glass bottle sitting near the dresser...|
|Running from Dreams"You abandon me, I abandon you," I said, then continued the climb up the ship's rigging...|
|Diary of a Long Lost Friend"Oh! I'm so sorry!" said Jordan, helping whoever it was pick up the books they were carrying. She looked up and saw another Ixi...|
|Petpet ProtectionBut soon PPLP 104 and 105 were crouched in the snow, waiting for the signal to rush to their posts closer to the lair of the Snow Beast...|
|The AishaThe Werelupes were chasing her. Their horrible howls brought even more Werelupes. The wind only seemed to magnify the horrible shrieking. They were gaining on her...|
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"Light Problems" by shadow_sabre_
"The light faerie got out, didn’t she?" Alice asked, looking down at the empty glass bottle sitting near the dresser. Kelly was extremely afraid of the dark, and the light faerie had been a great source of light for the Cybunny, especially after she had agreed to stay there as long as they fed her. Only...
|How To Be a Food Fighter|
Even the poorest of Neopians can indulge in this pleasure of throwing the most disgusting Neopian foods at their friends. Whether you are an outspoken or quiet Neopian...
|An Illusion Spun: Part Two|
"There's a Mootix buzzing around here. I figured we could fry it." Her eyes traveled to the pile of logs that was obviously lacking in fire-building quality. "If we get a fire going, that is..."