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Rebel Grundo

"How dare you speak about Dr. Sloth that way! He is the best! And stop calling me Tukil; my name is Number 4359! Dr. Sloth gave it to me himself!"

by puppypaws727
Hunting for a Petpet

"Come on, you've been away for ages, leaving me to fend for myself. A petpet is the least you could do," the big young Lupe reasoned...

by steelseatimber
Payment Due

Kindness leaves a debt that has little to do with money. Even if you repay it, the best gift is the memories it brings...

by alkuna_
War Letters: Darigani

Better keep an eye out, his high pompousness is starting to have suspicions about your loyalty...

by nimras23
In an Eggshell

For over a year, I've been waiting and waiting for those few words that she's just spit out. Ever since that dreaded day. The BOOCHI day...

by dark_slammer
Breakfast for a Little Kau

A long walk? We must be going to Neopia Central! Kalleigh's friends had told her of a restaurant there that made delicious chokato waffles...

by rayjquinn
Light Problems

"The light faerie got out, didn't she?" Alice asked, looking down at the empty glass bottle sitting near the dresser...

by shadow_sabre_
Running from Dreams

"You abandon me, I abandon you," I said, then continued the climb up the ship's rigging...

by icegirl_sara
Diary of a Long Lost Friend

"Oh! I'm so sorry!" said Jordan, helping whoever it was pick up the books they were carrying. She looked up and saw another Ixi...

by capricornhunter
Petpet Protection

But soon PPLP 104 and 105 were crouched in the snow, waiting for the signal to rush to their posts closer to the lair of the Snow Beast...

by mystery_407
The Aisha

The Werelupes were chasing her. Their horrible howls brought even more Werelupes. The wind only seemed to magnify the horrible shrieking. They were gaining on her...

by torchlighter
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Brain-Free & Happy

Spardels are joyful dog-like little creatures, always ready to play with you and have fun. Their favourite toy is, of course, the super bouncy and super silly Green Spardel Ball, with the image of this lovely petpet's face printed on it. Do not bother buying any board games for a Spardel unless you don't mind winning all the time with your little blue furry opponent. Spardels cannot comprehend the rules of the board games and usually swallow the dice...

Other Stories


Unravelling the Mysteries of the Unlabelled Tin Can
I scrawled a note in the margin of my notebook: 3:52pm NST - First sighting of Unlabelled Tin Cans recorded. From outside they appear harmless. Needs more research...

by squire_genevieve


A Brain-Free Life of Spardel
It is really not a tragedy if you do not have a brain – to the contrary: life is a lot more fun...

by aeriel7


Secrets and Shadows: Part Three
"It will be difficult to find them, though. The older parts of the Citadel are a labyrinth of abandoned storage rooms and forgotten treasures..."

by dragonlover8560


Dark Friend: Part Five
"Dina, we can't go back!" Wanda exclaimed. "You saw how weird Yollinda was acting. She could do terrible things to you!"

by petfriendamy


Dandilion Tails: Dude, What's In My Kitchen?
What the...!

Also by walkaroundstar

by dandilion_crucifix


Smelly Politics
My graceful runner's legs!

by sleepysweeper

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