|Stand behind yer sheriff
||Issue: 292 | 18th day of Hunting, Y9
|Rebel Grundo"How dare you speak about Dr. Sloth that way! He is the best! And stop calling me Tukil; my name is Number 4359! Dr. Sloth gave it to me himself!"|
|Hunting for a Petpet"Come on, you've been away for ages, leaving me to fend for myself. A petpet is the least you could do," the big young Lupe reasoned...|
|Payment DueKindness leaves a debt that has little to do with money. Even if you repay it, the best gift is the memories it brings...|
|War Letters: DariganiBetter keep an eye out, his high pompousness is starting to have suspicions about your loyalty...|
|In an EggshellFor over a year, I've been waiting and waiting for those few words that she's just spit out. Ever since that dreaded day. The BOOCHI day...|
|Breakfast for a Little KauA long walk? We must be going to Neopia Central! Kalleigh's friends had told her of a restaurant there that made delicious chokato waffles...|
|Light Problems"The light faerie got out, didn't she?" Alice asked, looking down at the empty glass bottle sitting near the dresser...|
|Running from Dreams"You abandon me, I abandon you," I said, then continued the climb up the ship's rigging...|
|Diary of a Long Lost Friend"Oh! I'm so sorry!" said Jordan, helping whoever it was pick up the books they were carrying. She looked up and saw another Ixi...|
|Petpet ProtectionBut soon PPLP 104 and 105 were crouched in the snow, waiting for the signal to rush to their posts closer to the lair of the Snow Beast...|
|The AishaThe Werelupes were chasing her. Their horrible howls brought even more Werelupes. The wind only seemed to magnify the horrible shrieking. They were gaining on her...|
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