|A Yurble stole my cinnamon roll!
||Issue: 292 | 18th day of Hunting, Y9
|Faerie FriendsWhen most Neopians think of faeries, they always think of a winged female creature. However...|
|Neopia's Top Ten Must-Have SoupsBe it hot or cold, there's nothing better than curling up on your Nova Sofa with a bowl of delicious soup in hand. In this article, I present to you the top ten must-have soups in the whole of Neopia!|
|Quenching Your Thirst: A Guide to the Summer HeatSo, to help those in need for those long months of summer ahead, I decided to compose a rather helpful (in my well-educated opinion) list of drinks which will quench your thirst during those long summer days...|
|Bumble Beams - Saving the PetpetsThe object of the game is to guide the robot petpets into the bins at the bottom of the screen. Once they are there then they will be returned to the RoboPet Shop where they belong. You have to tilt the beams and balance the petpets so they don't fall off and be recycled. |
|Your Pet's PersonalityHow in Neopia do you make your pet have a personality that sparkles and shines on its own? Well, I'm here to help you find out how! |
|Unravelling the Mysteries of the Unlabelled Tin CanI scrawled a note in the margin of my notebook: 3:52pm NST - First sighting of Unlabelled Tin Cans recorded. From outside they appear harmless. Needs more research...|
|How To Be a Food FighterEven the poorest of Neopians can indulge in this pleasure of throwing the most disgusting Neopian foods at their friends. Whether you are an outspoken or quiet Neopian...|
|I Command Thee To Attach!Have you ever stopped to wonder if maybe your petpet just isn't that appealing to your new petpetpet? Hey, they have a right to be picky too.|
|Oh! To Own An Ogrin!A look on the Stats page will show you that Ogrin are the second least popular (normal) Neopet, but they do not share the Gnorbu's fame. What stops the Ogrin from being a well known and well adopted Neopet?|
|The Classy PetpetNowadays, most Petpets have no idea what it takes to be truly classy. They spend their time rolling in mud and eating Petpet chow! Now, me, I spend my time at parties and balls thrown by the very creme of Petpet society! |
|Shenkuu Warrior: Climbing Your Way To the Top!So, you want to became a master Shenkuu Warrior and bring home the prized gold trophy? There are a few things you need to know first...|
|A Brain-Free Life of SpardelIt is really not a tragedy if you do not have a brain – to the contrary: life is a lot more fun...|
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"In an Eggshell" by dark_slammer
"You no let Boochi play, then Boochi makes you play!" he replied ecstatically. He pushed down all of the buttons at once. The ray juddered and whirred, then shot something directly at me. I saw a flash of light, and then nothing. I've seen nothing ever since. You see, it's not the best life, being an egg...
"How dare you speak about Dr. Sloth that way! He is the best! And stop calling me Tukil; my name is Number 4359! Dr. Sloth gave it to me himself!"
The Werelupes were chasing her. Their horrible howls brought even more Werelupes. The wind only seemed to magnify the horrible shrieking. They were gaining on her...