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||Issue: 500 | 24th day of Relaxing, Y13
|NC or NP? Building the Perfect Outfit - Part FourIn this last section, we're going to take a look at trinkets, garlands, etc. These are usually the last thing we add into a customization, so it made sense to work our way down.
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|Choosing The Perfect Weewoo For Your Pet!Weewoos are by no doubt one of the most adorable and beloved petpets across Neopia. And who can blame us for loving them so much? |
|So You Finished Writing, Now What?Three things to target when editing your writing.|
|The Voice of Neopia: Special 500th Issue ReportWriters and readers are ecstatic about this issue of the Neopian Times, but what about, say, Fyora or Balthazar?|
|Time to Reflect: A Historian's View of The TimesWhat a momentous occasion! We have come so far since the first issue so many years ago.|
|The Importance of Kindness in NeopiaAs members of a wildly popular community and guests on Neopets, it is important to demonstrate a good attitude to others who we happen to come across on the forums or well, anywhere!|
|Ambrosial Delicacies: Cuisine of Shenkuu The vast variety of savory foods that await you in these beautiful mountaintops and deep valleys...|
|Keeping a KauAn important part about keeping one or more Kaus is where you go to live. Kaus like grazing and playing in grassy areas...|
|The Last Copy of the 500th Issue Something horrible has happened, dear Neopians! The white little Weewoo needs your help. Let me explain what happened.
Also by talacheziggy
|Five Hundred Times: A Joyful ReflectionCare to take a seat and ponder over what the past five hundred has meant to us all? |
|500th Issue Special: 5OØ NeoQuest Questions AnsweredThat's like one answer for every tenth issue! Huzzah!|
|The SlothCo Secret LaboratoryGreetings and salutations! If you are reading this, you have just purchased a SlothCO brand Secret Laboratory map.|
|Celebrating the 500th: Why Write?The fact is, being published in the newspaper has its merits for every kind of player...|
|How to Dress for Issue 500Whatever can one wear to acknowledge the 500th issue of the Neopian Times?|
|The Path to All Star -- Part TwoThis week I'm going to discuss the three side games of the Altador Cup.|
|The Making of a Paint BrushPaint brushes—the words excite pets and owners alike all over Neopia, and yet few know how the magical items are made.|
|Altador Cup Recruitment Letter, C/O TNTYou may think that as a Krawk, you belong in Tyrannia, since Krawk petpets are sold in the Tyrannian petpet shop. This could be no further from the truth!
Also by jair_lorce
|Top 10 List of ListsNeopets has a list for everything you can think of somewhere on Neopia. |
|A Great Godori GuideWith this guide, you can not only learn basic game play, but also become a master Godori player.|
|Happy One Trillion!A recap of the one trillionth pageview celebration!|
|How Can We Customize a Swamp Gas Pet?A quick and easy to read guide aiding the process of customizing the new Swamp Gas pets.|
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Grace wasn't quite so enthusiastic. Either way, it meant nothing. Micah wanted this trip more than anything, but more importantly, he had the anticipation of dozens of fellow scholars, the king's public support, and generous funding besides. No matter how many tears were cried, nor how many people got bopped with a Weewoo...
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