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||Issue: 500 | 24th day of Relaxing, Y13
|The Roomies Ruin: Part SevenJhuidah, I couldn't get them off Faerieland, any of them.|
|My Enemy, My King: Part FiveAlaric awoke with a ferocious headache – he put a hand to his head as he opened his eyes. |
|All Just a Little Bit of History Repeating: Part FiveJennings peeled himself from the mountain shadows and dropped silently to the rope bridge below.|
|The Unorthodox Expedition: Part Seven"I hope you don't disapprove too strongly, dear, because that man happens to be our guide to Techo Mountain."|
|Taelia's Pride: The Beginning - Part FiveAlzyia woke with a faint sense of dread, although she could not immediately understand why.|
|Seeking Treasure Beyond The Cup: Part Five"This isn't right," she muttered, standing up. "This was too easy..."|
|The Rise and Fall of Dr. Boochigald: A Hero's Tale - Part Six"How am I going to find my way through here if I can't see a thing?" he thought to himself.
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|Neopia, Year 200 Book II: Earthly Winds - Part SixIf the sky over Neopia Central had begun raining Kadoaties, Sunny Piers wouldn't have batted an eyelid. |
|Scarblade's Pearl: Off To Altador - Part ThreeAfter a few twists and turns in the wrong direction, Nira managed to make her way back to the pastry shop.|
|Cerena's Song 2: The Amulet's Curse - Part SixI wonder if Cerena knows what had happened when she was only a baby, if she knows that this wicked old Acara is the cause of everything wrong in her life.|
|Phidianne and the Five Hundredth Dubloon: Part Three"Third time's the charm," I thought, as my uncle's pirated schooner, the Five Hundredth Dubloon, sailed away...|
|Tyrants and Heroes: Part Four"Rubia! I'm so glad you're still alive!"|
|The Last Days of the Citadel: Part FourThe Lord of Darigan Citadel laughed.
"As lord, I do have my secrets, which I would rather not share. However..."
|Sailing the Stars: Part FourMeanwhile, on board Dr. Sloth's star-ship, a tall, blue Acara scanned the large star-littered blackness of space...|
|Out of the Shadows: Part TwoTicherai wasn't in residence, but Maijitesa saw no cause for alarm. There were other places to look...|
|Petpetpet Meltdown: Part Three"They slowed down a bit, and then Poof! diamonds all over the place."|
|Secrets of Shiryoku: The Gift - Part Two"The person who caused the fall of Faerieland has been captured, and the faeries are back to normal!"|
|The Conundrum of Relations: Part TwoCon stared, slightly aghast. "Lit! What the...? Did you just kidnap me?"|
|Herald of Darkness: Part TwoToday, the Court was filled to the brim with almost two hundred faeries sitting on the golden benches. |
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"Always A Hero" by emilysusanburt
McDooglie was a Krawk, though the term applied loosely as he was so old he resembled a Meridellian scarecrokabek with a back so stooped he was half the height of his youth. His left eye was concealed under copious wrinkles, while the right eye bulged unnaturally, so that if he turned towards you at the right angle you could swear he was sizing you up for a new recipe...