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||Issue: 500 | 24th day of Relaxing, Y13
|The Roomies Ruin: Part SevenJhuidah, I couldn't get them off Faerieland, any of them.|
|My Enemy, My King: Part FiveAlaric awoke with a ferocious headache – he put a hand to his head as he opened his eyes. |
|All Just a Little Bit of History Repeating: Part FiveJennings peeled himself from the mountain shadows and dropped silently to the rope bridge below.|
|The Unorthodox Expedition: Part Seven"I hope you don't disapprove too strongly, dear, because that man happens to be our guide to Techo Mountain."|
|Taelia's Pride: The Beginning - Part FiveAlzyia woke with a faint sense of dread, although she could not immediately understand why.|
|Seeking Treasure Beyond The Cup: Part Five"This isn't right," she muttered, standing up. "This was too easy..."|
|The Rise and Fall of Dr. Boochigald: A Hero's Tale - Part Six"How am I going to find my way through here if I can't see a thing?" he thought to himself.
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|Neopia, Year 200 Book II: Earthly Winds - Part SixIf the sky over Neopia Central had begun raining Kadoaties, Sunny Piers wouldn't have batted an eyelid. |
|Scarblade's Pearl: Off To Altador - Part ThreeAfter a few twists and turns in the wrong direction, Nira managed to make her way back to the pastry shop.|
|Cerena's Song 2: The Amulet's Curse - Part SixI wonder if Cerena knows what had happened when she was only a baby, if she knows that this wicked old Acara is the cause of everything wrong in her life.|
|Phidianne and the Five Hundredth Dubloon: Part Three"Third time's the charm," I thought, as my uncle's pirated schooner, the Five Hundredth Dubloon, sailed away...|
|Tyrants and Heroes: Part Four"Rubia! I'm so glad you're still alive!"|
|The Last Days of the Citadel: Part FourThe Lord of Darigan Citadel laughed.
"As lord, I do have my secrets, which I would rather not share. However..."
|Sailing the Stars: Part FourMeanwhile, on board Dr. Sloth's star-ship, a tall, blue Acara scanned the large star-littered blackness of space...|
|Out of the Shadows: Part TwoTicherai wasn't in residence, but Maijitesa saw no cause for alarm. There were other places to look...|
|Petpetpet Meltdown: Part Three"They slowed down a bit, and then Poof! diamonds all over the place."|
|Secrets of Shiryoku: The Gift - Part Two"The person who caused the fall of Faerieland has been captured, and the faeries are back to normal!"|
|The Conundrum of Relations: Part TwoCon stared, slightly aghast. "Lit! What the...? Did you just kidnap me?"|
|Herald of Darkness: Part TwoToday, the Court was filled to the brim with almost two hundred faeries sitting on the golden benches. |
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Happy One Trillion!
June 16th was the start of a very interesting celebration. What was the reason for this event, you might ask? Why, this was the day Neopets achieved its one trillionth page view! *blows kazoo* Hmm? Is there something wrong with being excited for such an achievement? Or maybe I just like kazoos. Anyway, here is a recap of the events...
|The Start of a Bigger Story|
The tempest tossed the sea mercilessly. The waves thrashed, the wind howled, the rain beat the ocean, the lightning crazily struck through the clouds, the thunder boomed and roared...