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A Lesson Well Learned: Part One

"We're all so downbeat and consumed with stress that we retreat into little fortresses built of books and they expect us to be the embodiment of a friendly, educational atmosphere."

by horripilated
Who Needs A Family?: Part One

I had long since given up expecting them to keep me and therefore forsaken any hope of a family, eventually deciding that I was better off without one.

by miriel
Hannah, Garin, and the Terribly-Named Treasure: Part One

Hannah's jaw dropped. "I don't want your autograph! Do you seriously not know who I am?"

by trisshamster
The Kacheek Club: The Tomb of Tragedies - Part One

Gwen the Island Kacheek swiped the beads of sweat off her forehead as she glared up at the relentless sun. She and her three friends were waiting in line for the Tomb of Tragedies tour to start.

by jenlin_25
Of Potions and Paintbrushes: Part One

"I'm not fooling around, Frostgleam, dear. I cannot see you." The Lupe sounded very serious.

Also by antiaircraft

by masaryk_the_mad

 
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Happy One Trillion!



June 16th was the start of a very interesting celebration. What was the reason for this event, you might ask? Why, this was the day Neopets achieved its one trillionth page view! *blows kazoo* Hmm? Is there something wrong with being excited for such an achievement? Or maybe I just like kazoos. Anyway, here is a recap of the events...



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The AstroVilla Heist
Five hundred neopoints a day, paid by every single customer.

by be2aware

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Deadline
Charles Tracy slouched in his chair while his feet rested beside the brass nameplate on his desk. His tusks stuck out from underneath the brim of his lowered hat.

by tashni

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Ambrosial Delicacies: Cuisine of Shenkuu
The vast variety of savory foods that await you in these beautiful mountaintops and deep valleys...

by horreur

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The Voice of Neopia: Special 500th Issue Report
Writers and readers are ecstatic about this issue of the Neopian Times, but what about, say, Fyora or Balthazar?

by cardsperson_ii

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A Nerd, a Dork, and a Geek
Ah, that takes me back...

by almightywebmistress

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Neopian Anomaly
Don’t be averse to singing a verse!

by lizica166



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