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A Lesson Well Learned: Part One

"We're all so downbeat and consumed with stress that we retreat into little fortresses built of books and they expect us to be the embodiment of a friendly, educational atmosphere."

by horripilated
Who Needs A Family?: Part One

I had long since given up expecting them to keep me and therefore forsaken any hope of a family, eventually deciding that I was better off without one.

by miriel
Hannah, Garin, and the Terribly-Named Treasure: Part One

Hannah's jaw dropped. "I don't want your autograph! Do you seriously not know who I am?"

by trisshamster
The Kacheek Club: The Tomb of Tragedies - Part One

Gwen the Island Kacheek swiped the beads of sweat off her forehead as she glared up at the relentless sun. She and her three friends were waiting in line for the Tomb of Tragedies tour to start.

by jenlin_25
Of Potions and Paintbrushes: Part One

"I'm not fooling around, Frostgleam, dear. I cannot see you." The Lupe sounded very serious.

Also by antiaircraft

by masaryk_the_mad

 
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"The Pursuit of Knowledge" by breakingchains
Grace wasn't quite so enthusiastic. Either way, it meant nothing. Micah wanted this trip more than anything, but more importantly, he had the anticipation of dozens of fellow scholars, the king's public support, and generous funding besides. No matter how many tears were cried, nor how many people got bopped with a Weewoo...




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Faerie Tale
The prince was supposed to have come long ago, but she didn't really care.

by mangoslittlecoco

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The Cursed Coffee of Qasala
The two were nearly inseparable, living on the same street and visiting each other quite often to go on... well, Gracie called them 'adventures', and Lucas called them 'things I should have never agreed to do'.

by sheik_30999

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Time to Reflect: A Historian's View of The Times
What a momentous occasion! We have come so far since the first issue so many years ago.

by ktkdk

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The Voice of Neopia: Special 500th Issue Report
Writers and readers are ecstatic about this issue of the Neopian Times, but what about, say, Fyora or Balthazar?

by cardsperson_ii

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Random Oddness
Slushie Slinging!

by mistyqee

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BROS 4 LYFE
500 issues indeed.

Also by chagrins

by dangercrow




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