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A Lesson Well Learned: Part One

"We're all so downbeat and consumed with stress that we retreat into little fortresses built of books and they expect us to be the embodiment of a friendly, educational atmosphere."

by horripilated
Who Needs A Family?: Part One

I had long since given up expecting them to keep me and therefore forsaken any hope of a family, eventually deciding that I was better off without one.

by miriel
Hannah, Garin, and the Terribly-Named Treasure: Part One

Hannah's jaw dropped. "I don't want your autograph! Do you seriously not know who I am?"

by trisshamster
The Kacheek Club: The Tomb of Tragedies - Part One

Gwen the Island Kacheek swiped the beads of sweat off her forehead as she glared up at the relentless sun. She and her three friends were waiting in line for the Tomb of Tragedies tour to start.

by jenlin_25
Of Potions and Paintbrushes: Part One

"I'm not fooling around, Frostgleam, dear. I cannot see you." The Lupe sounded very serious.

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by masaryk_the_mad

 
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Happy One Trillion!



June 16th was the start of a very interesting celebration. What was the reason for this event, you might ask? Why, this was the day Neopets achieved its one trillionth page view! *blows kazoo* Hmm? Is there something wrong with being excited for such an achievement? Or maybe I just like kazoos. Anyway, here is a recap of the events...



Other Stories


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Cut Me Open
I ran into Beck the other day when I was in Happy Valley.

by reggieman721

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Dear Author
By the way, when does the next part come out?

by cpmtiger

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Keeping a Kau
An important part about keeping one or more Kaus is where you go to live. Kaus like grazing and playing in grassy areas...

by debbaut

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Five Hundred Times: A Joyful Reflection
Care to take a seat and ponder over what the past five hundred has meant to us all?

by teaspill

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Shades and Hues 28
Meet the Family pt. 9/11 – 500th NT Issue! Yay!

by mstr_dark

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Concerning Chairs, part 2
Juri is a useless pet.

by thunderlight314



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