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A Lesson Well Learned: Part One

"We're all so downbeat and consumed with stress that we retreat into little fortresses built of books and they expect us to be the embodiment of a friendly, educational atmosphere."

by horripilated
Who Needs A Family?: Part One

I had long since given up expecting them to keep me and therefore forsaken any hope of a family, eventually deciding that I was better off without one.

by miriel
Hannah, Garin, and the Terribly-Named Treasure: Part One

Hannah's jaw dropped. "I don't want your autograph! Do you seriously not know who I am?"

by trisshamster
The Kacheek Club: The Tomb of Tragedies - Part One

Gwen the Island Kacheek swiped the beads of sweat off her forehead as she glared up at the relentless sun. She and her three friends were waiting in line for the Tomb of Tragedies tour to start.

by jenlin_25
Of Potions and Paintbrushes: Part One

"I'm not fooling around, Frostgleam, dear. I cannot see you." The Lupe sounded very serious.

Also by antiaircraft

by masaryk_the_mad

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Happy One Trillion!

June 16th was the start of a very interesting celebration. What was the reason for this event, you might ask? Why, this was the day Neopets achieved its one trillionth page view! *blows kazoo* Hmm? Is there something wrong with being excited for such an achievement? Or maybe I just like kazoos. Anyway, here is a recap of the events...

Other Stories


Winter in June: An Ixi and Her Tale
Clearly this is not your average outing in the woods.

by inuyashalover37


The Travelling Newspaper
"Enter to hear tales of Weewoos, Chet Flash, Doctor Sloth, and many other astonishing things! Admission free of charge!"

by brilliantgrey


500th Issue Special: 5OØ NeoQuest Questions Answered
That's like one answer for every tenth issue! Huzzah!

by teleplay


Altador Cup Recruitment Letter, C/O TNT
You may think that as a Krawk, you belong in Tyrannia, since Krawk petpets are sold in the Tyrannian petpet shop. This could be no further from the truth!

Also by jair_lorce

by crocodile_babiez


Mr. Slug's Quest (Finale)
Aw, I just love happy endings.

by supercheezee


Musings: Edition 500
Awesome and civilized.

Also by elegon

by _razcalz_

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