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Why Our World Will Explode - Skarl's Throne

If architects are busy RSing Draik Eggs, it's no wonder our Castles are lopsided.

by miracletoast
Neopia On A Budget

It is my pleasure to present to you just some of the best items available in Neopia. These items are so good because they are both cheap and they often serve more than one purpose...

by luxury_tux
The Top 10 Most Indigestible Foods in Neopia

Steer clear of those "foods" that should never have been classified as edible in the first place.

by fancifully
Exclusive Neopian Interviews: Plushie Palace Cybunny

She is most often seen immersed in a flood of colorful plushies, and is probably harder working than you are.

by scorchi123
Top Ten Reasons Why Pet Rocks Rock!

Many famous and historic Neopians from Brucey B to Bug Eye McGee have had a faithful pet rock standing silently by their sides. Or sitting... or whatever it is rocks do.

by kitkat582
Ten Questions We May Never Find the Answers To

What exactly are camouflage Ixi supposed to blend in to?

by silvernonsense
Chef Bonju Avatar Solved

No avatar has ever remained unsolved for this length of time without someone having it until now.

by xtremethefallen
Making Your Goldrun-Themed Neohome

Wooden houses line the streets with shuttered windows and melodiously creaking porches.

by be2aware
CayCaed! Travels: Goldrun

The wacky duo is back for another round of reviews!

by kattrish
Ten Ways Not to Get to Goldrun

Don't you dare tell her I said this, but 100, even 1000 of Jhudora's quests won't gain you access to Goldrun.

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by akari24

 
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Why Our World Will Explode



Although there are few things wrong with Neopia, and most of those things are Doctor Sloth's doing, there is one fault that sticks out so blatantly it makes you wonder if even sore toes would be up to the job of describing it. This fault is so obvious I shouldn't even have to tell you, but I will anyway. Do you know, in Meridell Castle, where Skarl's throne is? Well, I'll let you in on a secret. Skarl's...



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Return of the Crimson Witch: Part Three
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You've got to wonder where that money comes from... HI MOM

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