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Brother

When he looked back and saw her, he smiled. His face was narrow and crooked, a ghost of what it used to be.

by chocolateisamust
A Birthday Friend for Life

It was Googlicity's birthday and the day felt cold. He looked up at the dark sky and sighed.

by iloveben14
Pancake Sunday

A nap could wait, for it was pancake Sunday.

by sinqua
Preludes: Goldfire

Anyway, the heat never was the worst part of Goldrun for me. No, the worst part was how out of the way it was.

by kittengriffin
Yurius's Great Escape

Yurius sat in his cell, his face buried in his hands.

by i_live_under_the_bed
Mr. Meepit and the Staff of Time

Mr. Meepit's invaded Neovision, Comics, and now... your stories!

by doody_duty
Ellie Who?

Cautiously, he took a step forward and saw, by the dim light of the moon, that he had collided with a spotted Kau.

by sariphe
Life of a Mediocre Gamer

Hi. I'm Abigail. And my brother is the famous AAA. Best gamer in Neopia. And you know something? He's kind of a jerk.

by ginny_invisible
What Was Written

The dust stung Bledynn's eyes.

by macana
Of Hidden Towns and Secret Messages

The Desert Aisha's soft leather boots made no sound as he sneaked towards the back. For some reason, he found it important not to disturb the silence inside the tomb...

by iloenchen
Ellie's Secret... Massage?!

Never knew twelve eyes could look so good!

by larkspurlane
The Wooden Meepit Totem

'BOO!' yelled Bame, jumping out from the shadows.

by mangodan
 
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Neopia On A Budget
It is my pleasure to present to you just some of the best items available in Neopia. These items are so good because they are both cheap and they often serve more than one purpose...

by luxury_tux

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The Top 10 Most Indigestible Foods in Neopia
Steer clear of those "foods" that should never have been classified as edible in the first place.

by fancifully

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Return of the Crimson Witch: Part Three
"You look as if you've been here all your life – a real local," Sophie lied.

by herdygerdy

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The Sorcerer: Part Four
Lisha had never labored under any misapprehension that Lockwood was going to enjoy their journey - in fact, she would have been extraordinarily displeased if he had.

by jokerhahaazzz

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No Sugar
We got your message.

by pawz11

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NeoPuns 1 - Meerca Chase
Neopia's Hidden Puns

by a_mudkip



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