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Farside Base: Part Eight

I sat up, to find another surprise. "I'm in sickbay?" I asked, pulling the oxygen mask off my face...

by freefalldreams
Cycle of the Moon: Part Ten

The tall metal gates were unguarded in the dark night, and Ganduo slipped through them quietly. The fog was thick...

by reggieman721
An Unlikely Group of Heroes: Part Eight

"It's working," I shouted with glee. "Now we just have to find the other staff."

by _lapaix
Outsider Within: Face of Evil - Part Seven

"I am from a place far from here that you have likely never heard of. Darigan Citadel is where I live now. I have engaged in many forms of business during my time here, mostly odd jobs, mercenary work..."

by tashni
A Star-Spattered Sky: Part Six

"I don't know what to do. There's no one to teach me how to fly and I can't very well teach myself..."

by buds_and_authors
Handed in for an English Homework: Part Five

"Due to the lack of space, we are going to have to put you in cages."

by ralph89170
Return of the Crimson Witch: Part Three

"You look as if you've been here all your life – a real local," Sophie lied.

by herdygerdy
A Kettle and a Cackle: Part Three

"Hey, you! Yeah, you, the Uni over there! Nice cheap paint job!" one of them shouted, and the others laughed...

by semicutie3
The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Yanked Yooyus - Part Four

"No, no, they must've had one. The only way to get to that underground level is either by the lift or the stairs, and both require an access card."

by playmobil_is_my_life
Betrayed: Part Three

He was absolutely bewildered. How could Rosie reject a poor, defenseless Neopet like that?

by whiskerun
The Sorcerer: Part Four

Lisha had never labored under any misapprehension that Lockwood was going to enjoy their journey - in fact, she would have been extraordinarily displeased if he had.

by jokerhahaazzz
New World: Part Two

"Object of the game is to stop your opponent from reaching the back line of your end of the field."

by kirednb
In The Shadows: Part Two

Marx was baffled. This could not be real! How could his own sister claim she was someone else?

by crazy_4_sushi
Shad and Saura: Black Fire - Part Two

The Fire Faerie looked like she was two steps from insanity, or genius – sometimes the line is indeed fine.

Art by ssjelitegirl

by ssjelitegirl

 
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