|There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots
||Issue: 385 | 27th day of Running, Y11
|Farside Base: Part EightI sat up, to find another surprise. "I'm in sickbay?" I asked, pulling the oxygen mask off my face...|
|Cycle of the Moon: Part TenThe tall metal gates were unguarded in the dark night, and Ganduo slipped through them quietly. The fog was thick...|
|An Unlikely Group of Heroes: Part Eight"It's working," I shouted with glee. "Now we just have to find the other staff."|
|Outsider Within: Face of Evil - Part Seven"I am from a place far from here that you have likely never heard of. Darigan Citadel is where I live now. I have engaged in many forms of business during my time here, mostly odd jobs, mercenary work..."|
|A Star-Spattered Sky: Part Six"I don't know what to do. There's no one to teach me how to fly and I can't very well teach myself..."|
|Handed in for an English Homework: Part Five"Due to the lack of space, we are going to have to put you in cages."|
|Return of the Crimson Witch: Part Three"You look as if you've been here all your life – a real local," Sophie lied.|
|A Kettle and a Cackle: Part Three"Hey, you! Yeah, you, the Uni over there! Nice cheap paint job!" one of them shouted, and the others laughed...|
|The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Yanked Yooyus - Part Four"No, no, they must've had one. The only way to get to that underground level is either by the lift or the stairs, and both require an access card."|
|Betrayed: Part ThreeHe was absolutely bewildered. How could Rosie reject a poor, defenseless Neopet like that? |
|The Sorcerer: Part FourLisha had never labored under any misapprehension that Lockwood was going to enjoy their journey - in fact, she would have been extraordinarily displeased if he had. |
|New World: Part Two"Object of the game is to stop your opponent from reaching the back line of your end of the field."|
|In The Shadows: Part TwoMarx was baffled. This could not be real! How could his own sister claim she was someone else?|
|Shad and Saura: Black Fire - Part TwoThe Fire Faerie looked like she was two steps from insanity, or genius – sometimes the line is indeed fine.
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Why Our World Will Explode
Although there are few things wrong with Neopia, and most of those things are Doctor Sloth's doing, there is one fault that sticks out so blatantly it makes you wonder if even sore toes would be up to the job of describing it. This fault is so obvious I shouldn't even have to tell you, but I will anyway. Do you know, in Meridell Castle, where Skarl's throne is? Well, I'll let you in on a secret. Skarl's...
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