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Outcast: The Tale of Rhoswen - Part One

His life had never been an easy one...

by ayame_23
Goldrun: A Petpet Rescue! - Part One

"Hold it right there, ya darn'd trespassers."

by tanyawebber
 
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Why Our World Will Explode



Although there are few things wrong with Neopia, and most of those things are Doctor Sloth's doing, there is one fault that sticks out so blatantly it makes you wonder if even sore toes would be up to the job of describing it. This fault is so obvious I shouldn't even have to tell you, but I will anyway. Do you know, in Meridell Castle, where Skarl's throne is? Well, I'll let you in on a secret. Skarl's...



Other Stories


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The Wooden Meepit Totem
'BOO!' yelled Bame, jumping out from the shadows.

by mangodan

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Preludes: Goldfire
Anyway, the heat never was the worst part of Goldrun for me. No, the worst part was how out of the way it was.

by kittengriffin

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Making Your Goldrun-Themed Neohome
Wooden houses line the streets with shuttered windows and melodiously creaking porches.

by be2aware

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Ten Questions We May Never Find the Answers To
What exactly are camouflage Ixi supposed to blend in to?

by silvernonsense

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Random Events in Neopia 2
Sloth's got a new henchie... OF DOOM!

by spirited_dolphin

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Jelly World's Non Existence
The real reason...

Art by kitsune_wolf_youkai

by ilikecrazymonkeys1




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