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Donuts! Donuts!

Yum.

Also by matheusiungue10

by laiomaia

Neoschool: How the Meepits Got Their Juice

I know!!

Art by neckties

by daughters_ofthe_moon

Words of Wisdom

Give a pet a fish...

Also by konayukii

by autotune

Oh Snap!: Master Techo knows best

Please help!

Art by 1cecubeh

by smile4thuy

Foiled Again

Excellent indeed.

by xxkatiexx_07
Jelly World's Non Existence

The real reason...

Art by kitsune_wolf_youkai

by ilikecrazymonkeys1

Dinner Or An Accidentally-Made World Domination Device?

Wow... turning a pb&j sandwich into a meat loaf monster... that defies the law of physics!!!

by keroandsuppie
Smileys: Can Usuls Fly?

No, they can't.

by _oceanriver_
Told by a Snowball

It is the Snow Roller Snowball!

by x__polar__x
Jazz It Up ~

You have a new quest!

by jezii
Rigmarole

Fancy some chess?

by tahirah
The Tooth Faerie's Secret

The tooth faerie arrives for your lost tooth...

by stargirl5357
Wolf Tails #2

While playing Imperial Exam...

by nightwolf_rider
Purple!

Respect your elders.

by arycapricat
Title Failure

You've got to wonder where that money comes from... HI MOM

by countessemily
Nerfed

No Wheat Flakes?

by d0rm0use
AFK Gamers

'Q' is not always the answer.

by kukyomisimi
This&That

You can never trust a Grarrl.:/

by niquacoolk
Usultastic 3

Now featuring 70% more Bori Action!

by zellala
When A Ghostkerchief Hugs A Jealous Petpet's Owner..

Hehe, I quite assume this will happen when a ghostkerchief hugs a pet with a petpet. LOL

by kenaji06
Mishaps & Mayhem

Is it hot in here?

by drackonwood
Nothing has Happened: Status

Who knew changing your status could be so dangerous?

by ker_berethrou
Shock

Petpets get hungry too D:

by ttuks
NeoPuns 1 - Meerca Chase

Neopia's Hidden Puns

by a_mudkip
Family Fears

*gulp*

by _pokemon12_63
Eccentricity

If only he were that way with scratchcards...

by kyrinn
The Hero Society - #19

In which Blue returns to "crazy mode".

by bearcatt
Random Events in Neopia 2

Sloth's got a new henchie... OF DOOM!

by spirited_dolphin
Wackness of a Pirate

Wackness on its way to Goldrun!

by blaumann
PWNed by the lab #5

According to your letter...

by empoleon07
Pint-Sized

Never heard of it...

by lachtaube
No Sugar

We got your message.

by pawz11
 
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"Mr. Meepit and the Staff of Time" by doody_duty
Some believe it was the work of a Faerie who was tired of giving quests and decided to make everyone sleep for a while, while others like to think it was the nefarious work of Doctor Sloth. The truth is that we may never know what caused the events that started the first major adventure of Mr. Meepit...




Other Stories


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A Birthday Friend for Life
It was Googlicity's birthday and the day felt cold. He looked up at the dark sky and sighed.

by iloveben14

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Of Hidden Towns and Secret Messages
The Desert Aisha's soft leather boots made no sound as he sneaked towards the back. For some reason, he found it important not to disturb the silence inside the tomb...

by iloenchen

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Why Our World Will Explode - Skarl's Throne
If architects are busy RSing Draik Eggs, it's no wonder our Castles are lopsided.

by miracletoast

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Making Your Goldrun-Themed Neohome
Wooden houses line the streets with shuttered windows and melodiously creaking porches.

by be2aware

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Yanked Yooyus - Part Four
"No, no, they must've had one. The only way to get to that underground level is either by the lift or the stairs, and both require an access card."

by playmobil_is_my_life

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A Kettle and a Cackle: Part Three
"Hey, you! Yeah, you, the Uni over there! Nice cheap paint job!" one of them shouted, and the others laughed...

by semicutie3



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