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All You Need to Know About PESTS!

I can give you my advice concerning petpetpets and what petpets to attach them to so that you don't catch yourself in a situation where you will want to make the petpetpet disappear forever!

by lassie_nikki
The Giant Meepit of Peace, A Revolution?

Why would TNT choose a giant Meepit as a distraction? Where did this giant Meepit come from? How did it grow to be such an enormous size in the first place?

by nadia8705
A Courier In Crisis In Crisis Courier

The Altador Cup was the last time we heard of the Yooyus... until Crisis Courier came along. That's right - His Highness King Altador sends a poor Yooyu through chaos...

by userplay6088
Bumble Beams... Unbaffled!

You only have to press a total of 2 different buttons on your keyboard. By pressing the 'left arrow' key when one of the petpets is on a beam, the beam will drop to the left, and vice versa. Simple, right? Well, of course it gets a little tricky...

by chaos_lives
Are You a Spender Or a Saver?

Do you buy something every time you go out of your neohome? Or do you rarely buy anything at all unless it's like only 100 NP?

by hacim09
Finding the Perfect Petpet For Your Pet

You would like to give your Koi a puppyblew. Well, can you imagine your pet swimming around and his poor puppyblew trying to hold his breath?

by zephani
Neopians And Their Goals

If you are searching for the next heart-felt goal to keep your accomplishments flowing, why not look here for a few ideas and a little encouragement...

by knowlroar1
Crisis Courier Game Guide

Who likes action games? If you do, then you must try the most greatest game ever, Crisis Courier!

by my_dark_dream
Meepit Magazine

What do YOU know about Meepits? Find out with this nifty little article!

by dreamergirl8
Kiss The Mortog

In this game you are trying to pick the prince out of a number of mortogs. Every round a mortog is added and the neopoints you can earn increases, as well as the frustration.

by ohguesswhat
Taking Care of Your Walking Carpet

Brush him down every five to ten minutes, just to be extra safe. Make sure you get behind his horns, or he'll "Raaawwwwwrooooorggggh!" until the sun comes up.

by jetaketa
Pamper Those Petpets!

Petpet Appreciation Day is a wonderful day to start, but you can really celebrate your petpet any day of the year. There are many ways you can spoil your petpet.

by nidiaterura
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Walking Carpet Care

Walking Carpets are so fuzzy you'll need to buy a nice brush. Brush him down every five to ten minutes, just to be extra safe. Make sure you get behind his horns, or he'll "Raaawwwwwrooooorggggh!" until the sun comes up. Make sure you talk to him, Walking Carpets love conversation! However, when you're speaking to them, don't be offended if they don't look at you. They have a tendency to look off into space or right off to the side of you so it looks as if they are staring...

Other Stories


The REAL Petpet Rescue
She pulled out a blue Gnorbu wool jumper, a Flotsam sweater, wool gloves, and some Kacheek ear muffs. What in the world was all this?

by mzkimmi


A Series of Suspicious Events: The Meepit-Domination
I snuck a glance at Graciella, who was sitting by the window. Sure enough, she was staring straight at me...

by concertogreat_8


An Illusion Spun: Part Five
Cherry blinked in the sudden blinding light. Her body felt stiff, as if she hadn't moved in days. She had been struck with a pounding headache, and she groaned inwardly, though outwardly, she was incapable of producing a single sound. Where am I?

by raizindaroof


Those Dark Eyes: Part Four
In only two weeks, Rovan's business had become the number one "stock to watch." In only two weeks, Afton found herself standing on the brink of stardom. Again...

by reggieman721


My Grarrl Bob! - Flower Power!
Bob and the little Faellie...

by larenchan


The Mark of the White Feather: Rockiteers Blunder

by plutoplus1

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