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||Issue: 295 | 8th day of Relaxing, Y9
|All You Need to Know About PESTS!I can give you my advice concerning petpetpets and what petpets to attach them to so that you don't catch yourself in a situation where you will want to make the petpetpet disappear forever! |
|The Giant Meepit of Peace, A Revolution?Why would TNT choose a giant Meepit as a distraction? Where did this giant Meepit come from? How did it grow to be such an enormous size in the first place? |
|A Courier In Crisis In Crisis CourierThe Altador Cup was the last time we heard of the Yooyus... until Crisis Courier came along. That's right - His Highness King Altador sends a poor Yooyu through chaos...|
|Bumble Beams... Unbaffled!You only have to press a total of 2 different buttons on your keyboard. By pressing the 'left arrow' key when one of the petpets is on a beam, the beam will drop to the left, and vice versa. Simple, right? Well, of course it gets a little tricky...|
|Are You a Spender Or a Saver?Do you buy something every time you go out of your neohome? Or do you rarely buy anything at all unless it's like only 100 NP? |
|Finding the Perfect Petpet For Your PetYou would like to give your Koi a puppyblew. Well, can you imagine your pet swimming around and his poor puppyblew trying to hold his breath?|
|Neopians And Their GoalsIf you are searching for the next heart-felt goal to keep your accomplishments flowing, why not look here for a few ideas and a little encouragement...|
|Crisis Courier Game GuideWho likes action games? If you do, then you must try the most greatest game ever, Crisis Courier! |
|Meepit MagazineWhat do YOU know about Meepits? Find out with this nifty little article!|
|Kiss The MortogIn this game you are trying to pick the prince out of a number of mortogs. Every round a mortog is added and the neopoints you can earn increases, as well as the frustration. |
|Taking Care of Your Walking CarpetBrush him down every five to ten minutes, just to be extra safe. Make sure you get behind his horns, or he'll "Raaawwwwwrooooorggggh!" until the sun comes up.|
|Pamper Those Petpets!Petpet Appreciation Day is a wonderful day to start, but you can really celebrate your petpet any day of the year. There are many ways you can spoil your petpet. |
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Walking Carpet Care
Walking Carpets are so fuzzy you'll need to buy a nice brush. Brush him down every five to ten minutes, just to be extra safe. Make sure you get behind his horns, or he'll "Raaawwwwwrooooorggggh!" until the sun comes up. Make sure you talk to him, Walking Carpets love conversation! However, when you're speaking to them, don't be offended if they don't look at you. They have a tendency to look off into space or right off to the side of you so it looks as if they are staring...
She walked slowly along the rickety bridges that connected the little town of Shenkuu. Even though she had only moved a week ago, Adrienne was dreadfully sick of her new home...
He fell into a pattern. He'd cry until the lights would come back up. Then he'd get hungry...
|Book of Wisdom: Part Five|
"Well?" asked Hannah, gesturing toward the cave. "I don't think there's any other great beast in Tyrannia." They walked closer to the cave. Hannah saw it, and knew that it was probably dark deeper into the cave...