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Kryonus: New Layout!!!
Feeling... sleepy...

by icesmith


Tea Time - Socks
He was only looking for a friend. );

by kleptie


Taking Care of Your Walking Carpet
Brush him down every five to ten minutes, just to be extra safe. Make sure you get behind his horns, or he'll "Raaawwwwwrooooorggggh!" until the sun comes up.

by jetaketa


A Surprise
We were all waiting for our mother to come home. She had said earlier that morning, "When I get home from work, I've got a surprise..."

by _jazz_of_mine_


The Secrets Behind the Clothing Store
"We're cold!"

Concept by x__orlando4eva__x

by chikolina

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