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||Issue: 295 | 8th day of Relaxing, Y9
|Revenge and Resistance: Part Nine"You were needed more than you thought," Gorix said. "We were lost without you. In fact, many left the group..."|
|Neoplay: Two Faeries and a Wannabe Evil Overlord - Part NineCera frowned, a look of disbelief on her face. "So I'm going to run away while you stay here and play the hero?" She shook her head. "I don't think so..."|
|Further Tales of Woe: Part SevenAll Sophie knew was that Gilly wasn't content messing with just Bruno. Oh no, the conniving Usul had to move on to Reginald, too!|
|Secrets and Shadows: Part Six"You have to open the door. There's something really important that I have to tell to Lord Darigan. There's a conspiracy group which is trying to assassinate him..."|
|An Illusion Spun: Part FiveCherry blinked in the sudden blinding light. Her body felt stiff, as if she hadn't moved in days. She had been struck with a pounding headache, and she groaned inwardly, though outwardly, she was incapable of producing a single sound. Where am I?|
|Book of Wisdom: Part Five"Well?" asked Hannah, gesturing toward the cave. "I don't think there's any other great beast in Tyrannia." They walked closer to the cave. Hannah saw it, and knew that it was probably dark deeper into the cave...|
|Clumsy Claudia and the Great Negg Hunt: Part Four"NO! I'm serious! The egg is gone!" Claudia screamed, tired of not being believed. Everything felt hopeless; her heart seemed to sink and surrender...
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|Ailemea Smiled: Part ThreeThe Skunk Poogle followed me uncertainly around the bottom floor. First, I showed her the guest bedroom. She grimaced unpleasantly at the horrible decorating. "Are you trying to scare away your guests?" she asked...|
|Those Dark Eyes: Part FourIn only two weeks, Rovan's business had become the number one "stock to watch." In only two weeks, Afton found herself standing on the brink of stardom. Again...|
|Waiting for Anna: Part ThreeIt takes her longer than usual to get there. The leaves are covered with snow, and there is no chance of her practicing tricks. She shivers...|
|The Lost Fuzzle: Part ThreeI flinched my hand a bit, acting like I was going to grab the sword. Coiled and instantly alert, Scarblade moved forward...|
|Faded Memories #1: Forgotten Princess - Part Two"I found a way out of the palace," said Navaleen excitedly. "Come on! I'll show you." It only took a matter of seconds for Fyora to get ready...|
|The New Prophecy: Part TwoJhudora instantly realized her mistake and bit her lip. Fyora's little mind-wiping frenzy was making things much more complicated...|
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"Poetry for Avaio" by courtney1412
"See? If I can make up any poem from the top of my head, I bet you can, too!" I insisted. "And another thing." I stormed over to him, and rested my paws on his shoulders. Gazing seriously into his eyes, I declared: "Look at me. Listen closely. You can rhymes with toucan..."
|All You Need to Know About PESTS!|
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|Pamper Those Petpets!|
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