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||Issue: 295 | 8th day of Relaxing, Y9
|Wow! A Mossy Rock... Wow!After saying goodbye to all the petpets, I trudged across the main aisle in despair. Then I spotted a rock...|
|Feathers That Don't Merely Shine"Hmm," was Sloth's initial response. His second response was, "You tell me this... because?"|
|Vinarok WoesHe fell into a pattern. He'd cry until the lights would come back up. Then he'd get hungry...|
|A SurpriseWe were all waiting for our mother to come home. She had said earlier that morning, "When I get home from work, I've got a surprise..."|
|Poetry for Avaio"Write about yourself!" I suggested sarcastically. "Here, I can make a poem about you right now..."|
|Discovering ShenkuuShe walked slowly along the rickety bridges that connected the little town of Shenkuu. Even though she had only moved a week ago, Adrienne was dreadfully sick of her new home...|
|Five MinutesBackstage, tucked away in a small dressing room, a Green Ruki sat at her vanity table putting on the last of her required makeup...|
|A Series of Suspicious Events: The Meepit-DominationI snuck a glance at Graciella, who was sitting by the window. Sure enough, she was staring straight at me...|
|The Honorary Feepit and the QuestThe two petpets gasped in shock at the sight of Illusen standing in their backyard. "Are you with the Feepit Defenders of Neopia?" she asked...|
|A Friend... a Petpet...Serchilum the checkered Lupe suddenly chucked an egg across the room at the Kougra. She ducked...|
|The REAL Petpet RescueShe pulled out a blue Gnorbu wool jumper, a Flotsam sweater, wool gloves, and some Kacheek ear muffs. What in the world was all this? |
|Meepits *ebil music*"Aww, Socks! You've brought your little friends along for a play," his owner whispered, tugging at Socks' cheeks...|
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Walking Carpet Care
Walking Carpets are so fuzzy you'll need to buy a nice brush. Brush him down every five to ten minutes, just to be extra safe. Make sure you get behind his horns, or he'll "Raaawwwwwrooooorggggh!" until the sun comes up. Make sure you talk to him, Walking Carpets love conversation! However, when you're speaking to them, don't be offended if they don't look at you. They have a tendency to look off into space or right off to the side of you so it looks as if they are staring...
|All You Need to Know About PESTS!|
I can give you my advice concerning petpetpets and what petpets to attach them to so that you don't catch yourself in a situation where you will want to make the petpetpet disappear forever!
|Ailemea Smiled: Part Three|
The Skunk Poogle followed me uncertainly around the bottom floor. First, I showed her the guest bedroom. She grimaced unpleasantly at the horrible decorating. "Are you trying to scare away your guests?" she asked...