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||Issue: 295 | 8th day of Relaxing, Y9
|Wow! A Mossy Rock... Wow!After saying goodbye to all the petpets, I trudged across the main aisle in despair. Then I spotted a rock...|
|Feathers That Don't Merely Shine"Hmm," was Sloth's initial response. His second response was, "You tell me this... because?"|
|Vinarok WoesHe fell into a pattern. He'd cry until the lights would come back up. Then he'd get hungry...|
|A SurpriseWe were all waiting for our mother to come home. She had said earlier that morning, "When I get home from work, I've got a surprise..."|
|Poetry for Avaio"Write about yourself!" I suggested sarcastically. "Here, I can make a poem about you right now..."|
|Discovering ShenkuuShe walked slowly along the rickety bridges that connected the little town of Shenkuu. Even though she had only moved a week ago, Adrienne was dreadfully sick of her new home...|
|Five MinutesBackstage, tucked away in a small dressing room, a Green Ruki sat at her vanity table putting on the last of her required makeup...|
|A Series of Suspicious Events: The Meepit-DominationI snuck a glance at Graciella, who was sitting by the window. Sure enough, she was staring straight at me...|
|The Honorary Feepit and the QuestThe two petpets gasped in shock at the sight of Illusen standing in their backyard. "Are you with the Feepit Defenders of Neopia?" she asked...|
|A Friend... a Petpet...Serchilum the checkered Lupe suddenly chucked an egg across the room at the Kougra. She ducked...|
|The REAL Petpet RescueShe pulled out a blue Gnorbu wool jumper, a Flotsam sweater, wool gloves, and some Kacheek ear muffs. What in the world was all this? |
|Meepits *ebil music*"Aww, Socks! You've brought your little friends along for a play," his owner whispered, tugging at Socks' cheeks...|
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"Poetry for Avaio" by courtney1412
"See? If I can make up any poem from the top of my head, I bet you can, too!" I insisted. "And another thing." I stormed over to him, and rested my paws on his shoulders. Gazing seriously into his eyes, I declared: "Look at me. Listen closely. You can rhymes with toucan..."
|Pamper Those Petpets!|
Petpet Appreciation Day is a wonderful day to start, but you can really celebrate your petpet any day of the year. There are many ways you can spoil your petpet.
|Those Dark Eyes: Part Four|
In only two weeks, Rovan's business had become the number one "stock to watch." In only two weeks, Afton found herself standing on the brink of stardom. Again...
|An Illusion Spun: Part Five|
Cherry blinked in the sudden blinding light. Her body felt stiff, as if she hadn't moved in days. She had been struck with a pounding headache, and she groaned inwardly, though outwardly, she was incapable of producing a single sound. Where am I?