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Let Darkness Fall: Part One

He wasn't sure how he had gotten there. He couldn't remember who he was, either...

by feriku
Stuck: Part One

I nodded, excited beyond all belief. This wasn't your everyday abandonment I was going through, after all. This was an adventure...

by silent_snow
No One Will Believe Them: Part One

"Agh!" he moaned as he lay sprawled across the dirt floor of the Symol hole he'd been forced to jump into. Maybe the cannonball wasn't the best way to make an entrance...

by ayame_23
 
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Walking Carpet Care



Walking Carpets are so fuzzy you'll need to buy a nice brush. Brush him down every five to ten minutes, just to be extra safe. Make sure you get behind his horns, or he'll "Raaawwwwwrooooorggggh!" until the sun comes up. Make sure you talk to him, Walking Carpets love conversation! However, when you're speaking to them, don't be offended if they don't look at you. They have a tendency to look off into space or right off to the side of you so it looks as if they are staring...



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He was only looking for a friend. );

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