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10 Ways to Say 'I Love You'

Whether you’re on a budget, or have plenty of neopoints to spare, you’re sure to find at least one method of celebrating this holiday.

by mo0moo
Ahnnilator's Guide to Birthday Parties

Throw a party for anyone and everyone. Everyone loves parties, and everyone loves birthdays. However, if you're a bit lazy...

by cyneo_masters2
Putting the Pet Back in Pet's Page

Not only is the taking of the page wrong, but it has an extremely negative impact on the pet that falls victim to the action. Even those who simply neglect the page and leave it at default can contribute.

by summerlove77
The Anatomy of Random Events

A breakdown of the randomness of random events.

by sweet_star06
Interpreting the Battledome Screen

The first step to learning to use the Battledome well is understanding the basics.

by pianoru
On the Validity of Zapped Petpets

Calling zapped petpets names and saying they are not 'real' or not as 'special' as their bought version is ridiculous!

by carrotopian
Where Do Owners Come From?

We've all got one, but where in Neopia do they come from?

by boofy113
Interview With The Uppingtons

That's Valentines, Mrs. Uppington, and it's a day where Neopians everywhere celebrate friendship. Surely, you have heard of it?

by jambammer
The Cutest and Most Lovable Items

Need something to squeal at? Something to love and hug?

by btcomsa12
A Different Kind of Valentines

"What? Valentines Day without the colour red, you must be insane!" I hear you say. Well, with a little research I have come up with a few gifts that are suitable for a red-free Valentines Day.

by _snuppy_
Gee, Thanks

Valentine's Day is a travesty! It ought to be cancelled, or at the very least reinvented.

by jeanlucgertie
Chocolate: The 10 Best for Valentines Day

Luckily for you, I've conveniently compiled a list of the 10 best and most popular chocolates/chocolate-products in all of Neopia that make the perfect gift for Valentine's Day.

by theneoowner
 
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If Giving Gets Growls



Valentine's Day is a travesty! It ought to be cancelled, or at the very least reinvented. And I think I know exactly how to do that. Maybe. Seriously. If you're going to give a gift, make it good. That's my point. Good gifts bring love and happiness. Bad gifts bring anger and violence. No gifts bring depression and more violence. Nobody likes violence. Some people do. I do, to an extent. But not when it's directed at me! And I'm sure you don’t like that very much, either. It's time to rectify this horrible situation!



Other Stories


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Broken Scarabs
Tomos squinted up into the white sun, willing it to stop shining for just an instant of relief. He could understand why thieves chose to work in the cool darkness of night. Why hadn't the princess ever tried a campaign to turn her entire population nocturnal?

Art by nut862

by nut862


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Just Missed You
"February 14th!" Vira filled in excitedly. "Valentine's Day!"

by fip

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Secret of the Advent Calendar: Part Three
"Are you crazy?" Kikoo asked. "The cage floor and bars are solid steel; even you can't dig through that! The only way to get rid of these bars is to melt them, and the only fire is guarded by the meepits..."

by 0199498115

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Catching Up: Part Two
Lianar and Arielle took their places in the racers. Their teacher showed them how to start the carriages, and how to start the mechanism that laid down a trail of purple smoke behind them, and waved Arielle to the other side of the field...

by extreme_fj0rd

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Nonsense: Valentines Day
Urgh, Valentines Day....

by kai_pawz

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Random Something - Valentines Special
IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!!

by silvermare200



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