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10 Ways to Say 'I Love You'

Whether you’re on a budget, or have plenty of neopoints to spare, you’re sure to find at least one method of celebrating this holiday.

by mo0moo
Ahnnilator's Guide to Birthday Parties

Throw a party for anyone and everyone. Everyone loves parties, and everyone loves birthdays. However, if you're a bit lazy...

by cyneo_masters2
Putting the Pet Back in Pet's Page

Not only is the taking of the page wrong, but it has an extremely negative impact on the pet that falls victim to the action. Even those who simply neglect the page and leave it at default can contribute.

by summerlove77
The Anatomy of Random Events

A breakdown of the randomness of random events.

by sweet_star06
Interpreting the Battledome Screen

The first step to learning to use the Battledome well is understanding the basics.

by pianoru
On the Validity of Zapped Petpets

Calling zapped petpets names and saying they are not 'real' or not as 'special' as their bought version is ridiculous!

by carrotopian
Where Do Owners Come From?

We've all got one, but where in Neopia do they come from?

by boofy113
Interview With The Uppingtons

That's Valentines, Mrs. Uppington, and it's a day where Neopians everywhere celebrate friendship. Surely, you have heard of it?

by jambammer
The Cutest and Most Lovable Items

Need something to squeal at? Something to love and hug?

by btcomsa12
A Different Kind of Valentines

"What? Valentines Day without the colour red, you must be insane!" I hear you say. Well, with a little research I have come up with a few gifts that are suitable for a red-free Valentines Day.

by _snuppy_
Gee, Thanks

Valentine's Day is a travesty! It ought to be cancelled, or at the very least reinvented.

by jeanlucgertie
Chocolate: The 10 Best for Valentines Day

Luckily for you, I've conveniently compiled a list of the 10 best and most popular chocolates/chocolate-products in all of Neopia that make the perfect gift for Valentine's Day.

by theneoowner
 
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Variety for Valentines



Now I don't know about you, but the first thing that pops into my head when Valentines Day is mentioned is the colour red. Red cardboard hearts, red roses, and even red plushies. Then you go to the shops and you're surrounded by it all, more red cards, more cardboard hearts hanging from the roof, people wearing red, eating red things, selling red flowers and painting their houses red. Well, I guess that last one is a little farfetched, but it's enough to drive anyone insane! So I say...



Other Stories


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The Thornberry Debate
"I don't like pink. Pink is not my kind of color. I am not putting this on market until you get rid of the pink..."

by angelwater630

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Bonju's Punishment
"You know that knife really was for cooking," Bonju explained, keeping a hold of as much dignity as a Blumaroo can while having all his pockets turned inside out...

by treenifer

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The Mirror of Memories: Part Four
"I want you to do something to get Malin's attention! I don't know, go knock something over and make a big ruckus. Just don't let her open that umbrella case and see the journal!"

by sytra

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Tangled Up in Blu: Part Five
Blu sat bolt upright. Another dream, and another perturbing one at that. That figure, it must be the person who stole the Trident, she thought, but who is it?

by hotchick859

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A Really Secret Valentine
Show you care... or at least try to.

by peri0neo

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From Jhudora with Love
What more would you expect?

by invalid_character



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