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Circulation: 183,344,781

Issue: 279 | 16th day of Awakening, Y9

Comics

	Beware, Mysterious Valentines! Or better yet, beware of Kadoaties bearing gifts... by aiyakhiori
	From Jhudora with Love What more would you expect? by invalid_character
	Don't Play With My Heart Can you fix it? by zelda2222
	Don't Ask... on Valentine's Day! When giving Instant Roses to a friend, make sure the instant part has already happened. by highlordofpenguins
	Finny's Corner Skyy is not a poet, and doesn't know it. by divisible_by_zero
	Squirrilia's Pages: Valentines Day Special A Mysterious Valentines Card! by accasperberry3
	Subnormal Ingenuity -flailflail- by dhej
	Idle Chatter I wouldn't ask, if I were you... by party_hobbit
	Almost Insane: Celebrate Birthdays With Caution Birthday Cakes + Birthday Candles = Total Makeover by vehement
	Define Idiocy Upcoming game: Kougra vs Kougra! by darkness1300
	Gelert Days Have you seen my pile of soot? by xxx_tayler_rox_xxx
	NeoQuest II: The Mysteries Have you ever wondered.... by gabeedragon
	A Really Secret Valentine Show you care... or at least try to. by peri0neo
	Von Roo Godori. Very, um, evil. by komodo_matta
	Jubble Bubble What Jubble Bubble can't do... by crazy_kathy
	The Neopian Life Neopian shoppers know no limits. by niumaten
	Common Mistakes Of course we'll play! by blublah81
	Fish Versus Fern Underwater fishing or Gardening supplies? by wirlhwind
	Who Says Lennies Can't Fly? Oh yeah? Concept by blacebrander by m3rcuri
	The Plain Truth: An "Evil" Valentine's Day!? More than evil! Idea by tirrya by kazukazue
	Kougra Comix Guess again! by teenagerobotfan777
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode VII Friend Bob Part II by khestrel
	Faellie Follies: Christmas? What is Fickle doing? by ewanspaz
	The Mind of Max ~ Valentines Special! No! Not a hug! by 0omythical_dragono0
	Edible Pets Why doesn't the Giant Omelette give out Speckled Usuls? by likeomg
	Unhinged Make a wish! by sharkies
	Just Another Comic Get it away from me! I can't stand to look at it! by jamz76
	The Bunker The plot continues... or starts... or, uh..... wait, what was I talking about? by hubadawaha
	neopets: neoventures Why can't Chocolates be eaten? by guardianpinkneko
	Our 7: Heart Attack? Happy Valentines Day!! by flowerchick81
	Refugees Yuck! The Neopian Times is all pink and girly again. by ssjelitegirl
	The Callahan Files You don't need a single neopoint for a Grey Paint Brush. by caloriemuncher
	Nonsense: Valentines Day Urgh, Valentines Day.... by kai_pawz
	Kiko Katastrophe It was bad enough before... by unaagi
	Random Something - Valentines Special IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!! by silvermare200
	The Royalz - The Cheap Valentine Err... It's empty... by mean_to_u
	The Petpetpets of Neopia Happy Valentines Day! by starlet12
	Happy Valentine's No ribbon... Idea by pineapple_apple by xo_madison_ox
	T.O.T.A.L.L.Y. C.R.A.Z.Y.: V-Day Happy Valentines Day! by 0x_freaky_x0
	Kryonus: Valentines Day Aww! by icesmith
	Sweet Valentine Thoughts I made you a muffin... Also by plutoplus1 by richnangela005
	Neopups Shenkuu dinner. by coshi_dragonite

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Variety for Valentines

Now I don't know about you, but the first thing that pops into my head when Valentines Day is mentioned is the colour red. Red cardboard hearts, red roses, and even red plushies. Then you go to the shops and you're surrounded by it all, more red cards, more cardboard hearts hanging from the roof, people wearing red, eating red things, selling red flowers and painting their houses red. Well, I guess that last one is a little farfetched, but it's enough to drive anyone insane! So I say...

Other Stories

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A Poem of Friendship
Valentine's Day would be soon. And so would come the sappy cards, boxes of chocolates, roses, and another year for Tina without a Valentine...

Also by goosher

by hello5346

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Kylie's Valentines
With a little 'phew' I stuck my lunch box in my pack and slipped it onto my back. I noticed a small pink, heart-shaped note on my desk. A card? For me?

by pupluvr7177

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10 Ways to Say 'I Love You'
Whether you’re on a budget, or have plenty of neopoints to spare, you’re sure to find at least one method of celebrating this holiday.

by mo0moo

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Gee, Thanks
Valentine's Day is a travesty! It ought to be cancelled, or at the very least reinvented.

by jeanlucgertie

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Sword of the Shapeshifter: Part Four
Kass's hollow gaze drifted slowly up to meet hers, glinting weakly as whatever fading remnant of consciousness his body still held struggled to assert itself...

Art by sarahleeadvent

by sarahleeadvent

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Petpet Adventures: Runaway - Part One
The Juma smiled and uncurled her body. "Yes, I am," she answered. "I woke my pet up, but I managed to escape in a couple of minutes..."

by rachelindea

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