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Petpet Adventures: Runaway - Part One

The Juma smiled and uncurled her body. "Yes, I am," she answered. "I woke my pet up, but I managed to escape in a couple of minutes..."

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One Big Happy Family: Part One

The owner paused for a second. "Hey, Robasia," she began slowly. "How would you feel about a brother or sister?"

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If Giving Gets Growls



Valentine's Day is a travesty! It ought to be cancelled, or at the very least reinvented. And I think I know exactly how to do that. Maybe. Seriously. If you're going to give a gift, make it good. That's my point. Good gifts bring love and happiness. Bad gifts bring anger and violence. No gifts bring depression and more violence. Nobody likes violence. Some people do. I do, to an extent. But not when it's directed at me! And I'm sure you don’t like that very much, either. It's time to rectify this horrible situation!



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10 Ways to Say 'I Love You'
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