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Petpet Adventures: Runaway - Part One

The Juma smiled and uncurled her body. "Yes, I am," she answered. "I woke my pet up, but I managed to escape in a couple of minutes..."

by rachelindea
One Big Happy Family: Part One

The owner paused for a second. "Hey, Robasia," she began slowly. "How would you feel about a brother or sister?"

by harry135535
 
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If Giving Gets Growls



Valentine's Day is a travesty! It ought to be cancelled, or at the very least reinvented. And I think I know exactly how to do that. Maybe. Seriously. If you're going to give a gift, make it good. That's my point. Good gifts bring love and happiness. Bad gifts bring anger and violence. No gifts bring depression and more violence. Nobody likes violence. Some people do. I do, to an extent. But not when it's directed at me! And I'm sure you don’t like that very much, either. It's time to rectify this horrible situation!



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The Valentine Miracle
Every time she went to the gift shop, all the Valentines related items were all sold out...

by adprybylski

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Fluff and Ribbons
"It's not the message that bothers me," replied Rorey grumpily. "It's the way they go about proclaiming that message! Since when does love and cheer have to be pink?"

by laurelinden

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Putting the Pet Back in Pet's Page
Not only is the taking of the page wrong, but it has an extremely negative impact on the pet that falls victim to the action. Even those who simply neglect the page and leave it at default can contribute.

by summerlove77

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The Anatomy of Random Events
A breakdown of the randomness of random events.

by sweet_star06

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Beware, Mysterious Valentines!
Or better yet, beware of Kadoaties bearing gifts...

by aiyakhiori

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Define Idiocy
Upcoming game: Kougra vs Kougra!

by darkness1300



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