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Spyder Bite

He entered the living room. It was just like he'd expected it to look. His other sister Sara was clinging to the chandelier and a tiny Spyder was perched on the floor...

by jayandcourtneyk
Bonju's Punishment

"You know that knife really was for cooking," Bonju explained, keeping a hold of as much dignity as a Blumaroo can while having all his pockets turned inside out...

by treenifer
The Thornberry Debate

"I don't like pink. Pink is not my kind of color. I am not putting this on market until you get rid of the pink..."

by angelwater630
Heroes and Stuff

Applesouce had her mouth open to hiss when she noticed something strange and appalling. By her right foot, (which incidentally had its toenails painted rainbow by that horrible Faerie Krawk, Zarxen) was a lump of the scourge of the Neoverse! THE STUFF!!!

by lazer_zone
A Clown For Valentine's

I realized that my sister had to get whatever she wanted, whenever she wanted it, or else she would make a scene. Scenes were terrible things to make. She would scream and kick and throw herself on the floor...

by tazmanianunicorn
Fluff and Ribbons

"It's not the message that bothers me," replied Rorey grumpily. "It's the way they go about proclaiming that message! Since when does love and cheer have to be pink?"

by laurelinden
The Age of Reason

The Space Station wasn't particularly crowded, which made it a mystery as to why Sloth chose that day for his next invasion...

by rcr311
Kylie's Valentines

With a little 'phew' I stuck my lunch box in my pack and slipped it onto my back. I noticed a small pink, heart-shaped note on my desk. A card? For me?

by pupluvr7177
The Valentine Miracle

Every time she went to the gift shop, all the Valentines related items were all sold out...

by adprybylski
A Poem of Friendship

Valentine's Day would be soon. And so would come the sappy cards, boxes of chocolates, roses, and another year for Tina without a Valentine...

Also by goosher

by hello5346

Just Missed You

"February 14th!" Vira filled in excitedly. "Valentine's Day!"

by fip
Broken Scarabs

Tomos squinted up into the white sun, willing it to stop shining for just an instant of relief. He could understand why thieves chose to work in the cool darkness of night. Why hadn't the princess ever tried a campaign to turn her entire population nocturnal?

Art by nut862

by nut862

 
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Variety for Valentines



Now I don't know about you, but the first thing that pops into my head when Valentines Day is mentioned is the colour red. Red cardboard hearts, red roses, and even red plushies. Then you go to the shops and you're surrounded by it all, more red cards, more cardboard hearts hanging from the roof, people wearing red, eating red things, selling red flowers and painting their houses red. Well, I guess that last one is a little farfetched, but it's enough to drive anyone insane! So I say...



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10 Ways to Say 'I Love You'
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We've all got one, but where in Neopia do they come from?

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Legend Seekers: Mysterious Magic - Part Five
Pemero stood for a moment, gazing into the narrow space, eyes wide and fearful. Then, as the sound of screeching footsteps filled the air behind him, he also shed his cloak and dove into the pipe...

by yatomiyuka

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Catching Up: Part Two
Lianar and Arielle took their places in the racers. Their teacher showed them how to start the carriages, and how to start the mechanism that laid down a trail of purple smoke behind them, and waved Arielle to the other side of the field...

by extreme_fj0rd

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The Mind of Max ~ Valentines Special!
No! Not a hug!

by 0omythical_dragono0

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From Jhudora with Love
What more would you expect?

by invalid_character



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