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An Extreme Guide to Extreme Potato Counter

Here I lay before you, the gracious reader, a guide to the craziest game you will ever play!… Barren, peeled, and exposed… for your own personal benefit!!!

by trumpet123dude
The Ultimate Guide to World Challenges

Are you looking for an easy-to-earn paintbrush to spiff up your pet? Is there a single action game on Neopets that you're pretty good at playing? If you answered "yes" to the above questions, let me introduce you to an easy way to earn paintbrushes and rare items: World Challenges.

by theneogoddess
Introducing the Lovely Lutari!

The day dawned bright and clear, and unsuspecting Neopians everywhere awoke to a very exciting news bulletin – the much-rumoured and highly anticipated Lutari had arrived!

by doughnut215
The Dummy's Guide to Extreme Herder

Samrin is a Kacheek who has an outrageous number of petpets, and doesn't seem to mind them running around like idiots until, of course, the big bad Lupe, Balthazar, comes trudging in looking for lunch...

by xd0rkyaznpridex
The Avatar and Trophy Collectors' Guide to the BD

All Battledome weapons do a certain number of icons, and (of course) all pets have a certain set of stats. But how do these relate to defeating your opponent?

by rogue751
Auctioning for Beginners

I hereby present my own observations and thoughts on some of the basics of setting up a successful auction.

by twiddl3d33
An Interview with General Dacon

Nothing much has been said of him since the end of the Plot... This is why I plan to find him and give him an interview!

by dark_knights_sabre
Ready, Set, SNOWBALL FIGHT!

Snowball Fight is true to its name. Although this time, it’s one-sided, meaning no cold surprises smacking you! Sounds like a good deal to me.

by macleod22789
What's Your Uni's Personality?

Ever wonder what your Uni's personality is? Take this spiffy quiz to find out!

by kimki_2009
In the Tallest Tower - an Interview with Edna

So, here is a list of all the things that you should NEVER do to annoy Edna. (You shouldn't go around annoying people anyway, but here is a list.)

by neo_girl2155
How to Avoid Neopets Burnout

Many times these players will never play again. There are a few simple steps to make sure that you avoid Neopets Burnout...

by santa
 
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"Never Get Mad" by 4zure
Countless miniature cups had been placed all around his bedroom floor, each filled with water. If he wanted to get out through the door, he'd have to drink his way to it. Deciding that he wasn't thirsty enough for that, he grumbled irritably as he climbed through his window, only to step into...




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Never Get Mad
Don't get mad. Get even.

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A Trip to the Doctor
"So you're saying I'll become a fungus ball? Cool!"

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Unquenchable: Part Five
Instead, he searched his memory. Where exactly was the village? Which way had he gone?

by haannsolo

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Night of Thade: Part Three
"Oh, my stars, Mr. Thade! There are... two of you!"

by sallyacorn310

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A Lutari Does His First Dailies
Ooops.

by texastiki

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Secret Weapon?
Why Lisha wears her nerdy glasses...

by yummysamwich



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