 In the Tallest Tower - an Interview with Edna
by neo_girl2155
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HAUNTED WOODS - EDNA'S TOWER - Yes, a lot of us like to do quests for Edna, right?
*crickets chirping* Well, I’ll just pretend that you do. So, here is a list of
all the things that you should NEVER do to annoy Edna. (You shouldn't go around
annoying people anyway, but here is a list.)
1. NEVER make fun of Edna's hat. Ooh, yes. Never. Because if you do, you will
get stabbed by her fork thing!
2. NEVER ask for things for free. She would turn you into a Quiggle or a Nimmo!
Unless, you already were one. Then, she would most likely do WORSE things
to you. Trust me on this one... *shifty eyes*
3. NEVER touch her Petpet! They bite, you know!
4. Then again, you should never touch her Petpetpet, either.
5. Do not ask her nosey questions, or she will throw you out of her tower!
Ouch... *rubs back*
6. By the way, she's not related to Sarah, so don't ask...
7. NEVER be late doing her quests! She has a short temper, you know!
My interview:
Me: Hello, Edna, how are you today?
Edna: You are late doing my quest!! *glares*
Me: *gulp* Um... please don’t hurt me! Please! Please! I’ll do anything!!
Edna: Hmm... ANYTHING?
Me: *gulp* Um... Yeah! Anything!
Edna: Okay! I want you to... *Dramatic Pause*
Me: What? What?
Edna: Interview me!
Me: Really? Oh, okay!
Me: So, Edna! Isn’t it a wonderful day? How are you this morning?
Edna: None of yer business!
Me: Uh... okay. As you can see, I am here to interview you! *tries to look
businesslike but fails*
Edna: Uh... sure. But only ‘fer a while, understand youngster??
Me: Yes Sir! Err... Ma’am.
Rundari_2002_2001 (A.K.A Rundari): Hey Edna! How are you?
Me: Hey! What are you doing here, Rundari?
Rundari: Oh... Um... I LIKE COOKIES! Find me some! *eyes twitch*
Me: *sigh* I suppose you want to help me with the interview, don’t you?
Rundari: Um... why would I want to do that? I came to see Edna for our weekly
playdat- *Edna covers Rundari’s mouth* Mmph!
Edna: *pulls out Baby Xweetok* you heard nothing, understand?
Me: Baby Xweetok... SO cute... must OBEEEEEEY...
Edna: When I snap my fingers, you will forget that ever happened, and you will
continue with the interview. *snaps fingers*
Me: Okay, first question: Are you really a witch?
Edna: Yes, of course I am!!!
Me: Okay, okay, no hard feelings. Next question: What do you do with all the
items that you get?
Edna: Oh... Err... *face turns red* No, I've never had a lollypop before!
*does silly dance*
Me: o.0 *backs away slowly*
Edna: Hey, where are you going? Are you done already?
Me: Uh... no! Of course not! *clears throat* Are you by any chance, related
to Sarah the Zafara?
Edna: WHAT?!? Of course not! If you say one more ridiculous thing, I am throwing
you out!
Me: Okay, okay! Next question: 0mg!!!ShIfToNe!11! Can I have all ur paintbrushes!?1?!1?
Edna: Reported. *turns me into a Quiggle*
Me: *pouts* Gross... Your hat looks really weird, by the way.
Edna: How DARE you! *pokes me with her fork thing*
Me: Ouch... Ooh! Look! A Petpet! Aw... and a little Petpetpet! How cute!
Edna: Don't TOUCH those!
Me: *pets Petpetpet and Petpet*
Edna: *throws me out*
Me: Nice meeting yoUUUuuuu! *gets thrown out*
So yes, these are what my past visits with Edna are like. So, I advise you,
don't ever do things to annoy her. (She's kind of cranky though, don't you think?)
Edna: I heard that!
Me: Oh no! Don’t hurt me!!! *shadow falls over me* *gulp*
Edna: Yes, and now, Dr. Sloth, my brothe- *Sloth glares at Edna* err... I mean
my MASTER, will take over the whole of Neopia!!
Sloth: Edna!! *sigh* I knew I shouldn’t have come here! *leaves*
Edna: Well, so much for that! *pulls out Baby Xweetok*
Me: Baby Xweetok... SO cute... must OBEEEEEEY...
Edna: When I snap my fingers, you will forget that what you just saw EVER happened,
and you will finish this interview. *snaps fingers*
Me: Umm... Edna?
Edna: Yes?
Me: Err... I think the interview WAS finished, and you were throwing me out.
Edna: Oh yeah! *turns me into a Slorg*
Me: Eww!!
Edna: Oh, fine! *turns me back into a Quiggle*
Me: *pouts*
Edna: Get out of here! *throws me out again*
Rundari: So, what should we do now?
Edna: Hmm... Want to play with my Usukis?
Rundari: Sure! *plays with Usukis*
Me: Rundari!! What are you doing here??
Edna: The question is, what are YOU doing here?? I thought I threw you out!!!
Me: Umm... yeah, except I just remembered that I forgot I left my pen and notepad
here. *shifty eyes*
Edna: You never had a pen and notepad.
Me: Err... Come on, Rundari! Lets make a run for it!! *runs away with Rundari*
So yes, we are lucky to still be alive!
Rundari: Umm... no, YOU are.
Me: Uh... yeah, that’s what I meant to say!
Rundari: Whatever.
Me: So as I was saying, I am lucky to still be alive! So, I advise you:
1. NEVER make fun of Edna's hat. Ooh, yes. Never. Because if you do, you will
get stabbed by her fork thing! Ouch...
2. NEVER ask for things for free. She would turn you into a Quiggle or a Nimmo!
Unless, of course, you are already a Nimmo or a Quiggle. Then she would most
likely do WORSE things to you. Trust me on this one... *shifty eyes*
3. NEVER touch her Petpet! They bite, you know!
4. Then again, you should never touch her Petpetpet, either.
5. Do not ask her nosey questions, or she will throw you out of her tower!
Ouch... *rubs back*
6. By the way, she's not related to Sarah, so don't ask...
7. NEVER be late doing her quests! She has a short temper, you know.
8. NEVER try to interview her! The results can be you turning into a Quiggle/Nimmo,
getting poked with her fork thing, get bitten by her Petpet/Petpetpet, get thrown
out of her tower, get yelled at, getting turned into a Slorg, or WORSE! (If
there IS anything worse, that is).
Well, I hope that you have enjoyed my article! Big thanks to glitterox
for letting me use the “Baby Xweetok... SO cute... must OBEEEEEEY... ” line
from caption contest #678! All comments are accepted. :) Oh, and this is my
first time in the Neopian times! Yay!
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