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A Thousand Words

He hadn't always been like this. He used to be a landlubber with a family and a home. Many happy years he spent on that shoreline...

by ridergirl333
The Clumsiest Apology Letter Ever Written

The letter fell from her hand as Illusen suddenly recognized the flowing, spidery penmanship and gasped...

by elegon
A Trip to the Doctor

"So you're saying I'll become a fungus ball? Cool!"

by mystery_island111223
That Purple Grundo

That Purple Grundo, that was my name. Or, at least that was what everyone called me. That was even what I called myself. There was no time for names in the life we led...

by dragoncrazy10
A New Day

She brushed the mud off the item as best as she could. It was a red notebook with DIARY printed across the front...

by star_29791
Hidden in the Darkness

At first, I see no one, but then I notice the dark corner up ahead of me where two buildings meet. Standing there is a shadow Lupe...

by lavendergoddess79
Lost in the Drifts

I struggled to keep up with my yellow Bori, Chrys, as he bounded through the snow. Major hint: If you're a not a runner, don't raise a Bori on Terror Mountain!

by lili483
Thief-catching 101: an Interview with the Pant Devil

Don't try this at home, kids. No couches were harmed in the making of this story!

by dark_stars_angel
Never Get Mad

Don't get mad. Get even.

by 4zure
Forgotten

Natallie stopped immediately and looked back at the young red Usul. "I forgot to give you a name," she said...

by czenko28
Spyder Bite: a Gladiator's Tale

"Ladies and gentlemen!" the announcer boomed. "Please put your paws, hooves, wings, and fins together for our reigning champion..."

by farm_girl_111590
 
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"Never Get Mad" by 4zure
Countless miniature cups had been placed all around his bedroom floor, each filled with water. If he wanted to get out through the door, he'd have to drink his way to it. Deciding that he wasn't thirsty enough for that, he grumbled irritably as he climbed through his window, only to step into...




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An Interview with General Dacon
Nothing much has been said of him since the end of the Plot... This is why I plan to find him and give him an interview!

by dark_knights_sabre

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An Extreme Guide to Extreme Potato Counter
Here I lay before you, the gracious reader, a guide to the craziest game you will ever play!… Barren, peeled, and exposed… for your own personal benefit!!!

by trumpet123dude

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Never Trust A Xweetok: Part Four
"Briette?" Illusen asked, incredulous. "The same Briette that Kowe was talking about? No, it couldn't be."

by mischa_rox

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Return of the Double Agent: Part Seven
Her first instinct was to duck into the nearest open door...

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by precious_katuch14


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Simple Sketches
Altador!

by purpleplayingpenguin

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The Best Way to Get a Coconut
*SIGH* Why do coconuts grow so high!!!??

by ximerika



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