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||Issue: 239 | 12th day of Hunting, Y8
|A Thousand WordsHe hadn't always been like this. He used to be a landlubber
with a family and a home. Many happy years he spent on that shoreline...|
|The Clumsiest Apology Letter Ever WrittenThe letter fell from her hand as Illusen suddenly recognized the flowing, spidery penmanship and gasped...|
|A Trip to the Doctor"So you're saying I'll become a fungus ball?
|That Purple GrundoThat Purple Grundo, that was my name. Or, at
least that was what everyone called me. That was even what I called myself.
There was no time for names in the life we led...|
|A New DayShe brushed the mud off the item as best as she could. It
was a red notebook with DIARY printed across the front...|
|Hidden in the DarknessAt first,
I see no one, but then I notice the dark corner up ahead of me where two buildings
meet. Standing there is a shadow Lupe...|
|Lost in the DriftsI struggled to keep
up with my yellow Bori, Chrys, as he bounded through the snow. Major hint: If
you're a not a runner, don't raise a Bori on Terror Mountain! |
|Thief-catching 101: an Interview with the Pant DevilDon't try this at home, kids. No couches were harmed in the making of this story!|
|Never Get MadDon't get mad. Get even.|
immediately and looked back at the young red Usul. "I forgot to give you a name,"
|Spyder Bite: a Gladiator's Tale"Ladies and gentlemen!" the announcer boomed. "Please put
your paws, hooves, wings, and fins together for our reigning champion..."|
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"Never Get Mad" by 4zure
Countless miniature cups had been placed all around his bedroom floor, each filled with water. If he wanted to get out through the door, he'd have to drink his way to it. Deciding that he wasn't thirsty enough for that, he grumbled irritably as he climbed through his window, only to step into...