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The Lost King of Geraptiku: Part One

"Excellent. Our plan is working perfectly. Hand him over..."

by violajunky
Nothing is As it Seems: Part One

"One day," Pete promised, "I am going to wake up before you do and clamp that beak shut."

by estantia
Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part One

"You do realize," she informed the lock, "that I'm going to get the blame for this."

by nimras23
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Sticking With It

The most common cause of Neopets Burnout is because the player has set a goal they cannot achieve. If you desire ten million neopoints, don’t force yourself to try and earn 50,000 neopoints a day or any large amount like that. Even skilled restockers would have trouble with that goal...

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Spyder Bite: a Gladiator's Tale
"Ladies and gentlemen!" the announcer boomed. "Please put your paws, hooves, wings, and fins together for our reigning champion..."

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A Thousand Words
He hadn't always been like this. He used to be a landlubber with a family and a home. Many happy years he spent on that shoreline...

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Auctioning for Beginners
I hereby present my own observations and thoughts on some of the basics of setting up a successful auction.

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An Extreme Guide to Extreme Potato Counter
Here I lay before you, the gracious reader, a guide to the craziest game you will ever play!… Barren, peeled, and exposed… for your own personal benefit!!!

by trumpet123dude


Cybunny Attack
Who would have guessed?

by azellica


The Randomness of Skarl
Have you any idea how many times I've heard that joke today?

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