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The Lost King of Geraptiku: Part One

"Excellent. Our plan is working perfectly. Hand him over..."

by violajunky
Nothing is As it Seems: Part One

"One day," Pete promised, "I am going to wake up before you do and clamp that beak shut."

by estantia
Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part One

"You do realize," she informed the lock, "that I'm going to get the blame for this."

by nimras23
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"Never Get Mad" by 4zure
Countless miniature cups had been placed all around his bedroom floor, each filled with water. If he wanted to get out through the door, he'd have to drink his way to it. Deciding that he wasn't thirsty enough for that, he grumbled irritably as he climbed through his window, only to step into...

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Lost in the Drifts
I struggled to keep up with my yellow Bori, Chrys, as he bounded through the snow. Major hint: If you're a not a runner, don't raise a Bori on Terror Mountain!

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Never Get Mad
Don't get mad. Get even.

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In the Tallest Tower - an Interview with Edna
So, here is a list of all the things that you should NEVER do to annoy Edna. (You shouldn't go around annoying people anyway, but here is a list.)

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An Extreme Guide to Extreme Potato Counter
Here I lay before you, the gracious reader, a guide to the craziest game you will ever play!… Barren, peeled, and exposed… for your own personal benefit!!!

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Flight - #1
It was such a good plan...

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Turnip-head SLOTH
And you thought Sloth's ray-gun only worked on items...

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