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The Lost King of Geraptiku: Part One

"Excellent. Our plan is working perfectly. Hand him over..."

by violajunky
Nothing is As it Seems: Part One

"One day," Pete promised, "I am going to wake up before you do and clamp that beak shut."

by estantia
Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part One

"You do realize," she informed the lock, "that I'm going to get the blame for this."

by nimras23
 
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The most common cause of Neopets Burnout is because the player has set a goal they cannot achieve. If you desire ten million neopoints, don’t force yourself to try and earn 50,000 neopoints a day or any large amount like that. Even skilled restockers would have trouble with that goal...



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