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The Lost King of Geraptiku: Part One

"Excellent. Our plan is working perfectly. Hand him over..."

by violajunky
Nothing is As it Seems: Part One

"One day," Pete promised, "I am going to wake up before you do and clamp that beak shut."

by estantia
Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part One

"You do realize," she informed the lock, "that I'm going to get the blame for this."

by nimras23
 
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"Never Get Mad" by 4zure
Countless miniature cups had been placed all around his bedroom floor, each filled with water. If he wanted to get out through the door, he'd have to drink his way to it. Deciding that he wasn't thirsty enough for that, he grumbled irritably as he climbed through his window, only to step into...




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