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The Lost King of Geraptiku: Part One

"Excellent. Our plan is working perfectly. Hand him over..."

by violajunky
Nothing is As it Seems: Part One

"One day," Pete promised, "I am going to wake up before you do and clamp that beak shut."

by estantia
Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part One

"You do realize," she informed the lock, "that I'm going to get the blame for this."

by nimras23
 
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"That Purple Grundo" by dragoncrazy10
There was no time for names in the life we led. I was a Grundo slave in a section of the space station. I and so many others were responsible for manufacturing Neopian products, be it toys, keychains, or a matter of different foods. I was not an extraordinary Grundo. In fact, I was one of the...




Other Stories


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Spyder Bite: a Gladiator's Tale
"Ladies and gentlemen!" the announcer boomed. "Please put your paws, hooves, wings, and fins together for our reigning champion..."

by farm_girl_111590

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A Trip to the Doctor
"So you're saying I'll become a fungus ball? Cool!"

by mystery_island111223

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Introducing the Lovely Lutari!
The day dawned bright and clear, and unsuspecting Neopians everywhere awoke to a very exciting news bulletin – the much-rumoured and highly anticipated Lutari had arrived!

by doughnut215

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An Interview with General Dacon
Nothing much has been said of him since the end of the Plot... This is why I plan to find him and give him an interview!

by dark_knights_sabre

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The Best Way to Get a Coconut
*SIGH* Why do coconuts grow so high!!!??

by ximerika

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A Lutari Does His First Dailies
Ooops.

by texastiki



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