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Flustered Custard


Also by drewcr2525

by glowing_banana

Secret Weapon?

Why Lisha wears her nerdy glasses...

by yummysamwich
Simple Sketches


by purpleplayingpenguin

1000 isn't that big, surely...

by dragonmasster23
The Pixel Platter

Is it the Rainbow Fountain that's broken?

by zebraxas
The Best Way to Get a Coconut

*SIGH* Why do coconuts grow so high!!!??

by ximerika
Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie

The Draco Debacle Part 8

by the_darkjedi
The Randomness of Skarl

Have you any idea how many times I've heard that joke today?

Also by bartdrunkeys

by velveteen

Razzle Dazzle

Couldn't you have gotten something a little less creepy?

by khestrel
Thoughts from the OLDPD: Life After Neopets

What paintbrushes do after retirement...

Also by danger_pickle

by extemporal

Lesson 271: Take Your Pet to the Groomers

Time for your haircut!

by _mauwie_
A Lutari Does His First Dailies


by texastiki
Altachuck Adventures!


by jono_vision
Flight - #1

It was such a good plan...

by dusket
A Day in the Life of Nellie...

Join Sentinella (or Nellie as we call her), Guardian of the the Confederacy in her madcap Chia hunting adventures...

by tahleighja
Random Stuff - Robotastic!

Hey! Do I have to eat THIS?

by p0king
Turnip-head SLOTH

And you thought Sloth's ray-gun only worked on items...

by virtualmetalclone
Insanity Sparx

*growl... spin... bite!*

Also by kioasakka

by flamefox12


Why can't petpetpets have pets?

by frost_faerie

Obeeyyy the meepits...

by agent_t
Pint Sized

Wait... What IS Ubuuroi?

by lachtaube

Games, huh?

by ghostkomorichu
It's Makeover Time!

Yay! :)

by iluvcheesecake02
Neopian Coffee Shop, Part 3

My feelings exactly...

Idea by patjade

by mindsend

Cybunny Attack

Who would have guessed?

by azellica
Disastrous Dubloons

High scores can hurt...

by ethan_redshaw

Your problem is obvious.

Also by kalfeer

by manda314

Thumbs Up


Story by _sweet_lissa_

by frayedknot

All in a Neopian Day

The secret behind Jhudora's lovely ring...

by confuzerated
Today in Neopia


by eyeslikestars
Court Of Ebil: Not So Devil

"Dude... It was HIM..."

Also by daniekins

by delaney000



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"Never Get Mad" by 4zure
Countless miniature cups had been placed all around his bedroom floor, each filled with water. If he wanted to get out through the door, he'd have to drink his way to it. Deciding that he wasn't thirsty enough for that, he grumbled irritably as he climbed through his window, only to step into...

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Thief-catching 101: an Interview with the Pant Devil
Don't try this at home, kids. No couches were harmed in the making of this story!

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A Trip to the Doctor
"So you're saying I'll become a fungus ball? Cool!"

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Introducing the Lovely Lutari!
The day dawned bright and clear, and unsuspecting Neopians everywhere awoke to a very exciting news bulletin – the much-rumoured and highly anticipated Lutari had arrived!

by doughnut215


Auctioning for Beginners
I hereby present my own observations and thoughts on some of the basics of setting up a successful auction.

by twiddl3d33


The Lost King of Geraptiku: Part One
"Excellent. Our plan is working perfectly. Hand him over..."

by violajunky


Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part One
"You do realize," she informed the lock, "that I'm going to get the blame for this."

by nimras23

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