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Flustered Custard


Also by drewcr2525

by glowing_banana

Secret Weapon?

Why Lisha wears her nerdy glasses...

by yummysamwich
Simple Sketches


by purpleplayingpenguin

1000 isn't that big, surely...

by dragonmasster23
The Pixel Platter

Is it the Rainbow Fountain that's broken?

by zebraxas
The Best Way to Get a Coconut

*SIGH* Why do coconuts grow so high!!!??

by ximerika
Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie

The Draco Debacle Part 8

by the_darkjedi
The Randomness of Skarl

Have you any idea how many times I've heard that joke today?

Also by bartdrunkeys

by velveteen

Razzle Dazzle

Couldn't you have gotten something a little less creepy?

by khestrel
Thoughts from the OLDPD: Life After Neopets

What paintbrushes do after retirement...

Also by danger_pickle

by extemporal

Lesson 271: Take Your Pet to the Groomers

Time for your haircut!

by _mauwie_
A Lutari Does His First Dailies


by texastiki
Altachuck Adventures!


by jono_vision
Flight - #1

It was such a good plan...

by dusket
A Day in the Life of Nellie...

Join Sentinella (or Nellie as we call her), Guardian of the the Confederacy in her madcap Chia hunting adventures...

by tahleighja
Random Stuff - Robotastic!

Hey! Do I have to eat THIS?

by p0king
Turnip-head SLOTH

And you thought Sloth's ray-gun only worked on items...

by virtualmetalclone
Insanity Sparx

*growl... spin... bite!*

Also by kioasakka

by flamefox12


Why can't petpetpets have pets?

by frost_faerie

Obeeyyy the meepits...

by agent_t
Pint Sized

Wait... What IS Ubuuroi?

by lachtaube

Games, huh?

by ghostkomorichu
It's Makeover Time!

Yay! :)

by iluvcheesecake02
Neopian Coffee Shop, Part 3

My feelings exactly...

Idea by patjade

by mindsend

Cybunny Attack

Who would have guessed?

by azellica
Disastrous Dubloons

High scores can hurt...

by ethan_redshaw

Your problem is obvious.

Also by kalfeer

by manda314

Thumbs Up


Story by _sweet_lissa_

by frayedknot

All in a Neopian Day

The secret behind Jhudora's lovely ring...

by confuzerated
Today in Neopia


by eyeslikestars
Court Of Ebil: Not So Devil

"Dude... It was HIM..."

Also by daniekins

by delaney000



by kinohi
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Sticking With It

The most common cause of Neopets Burnout is because the player has set a goal they cannot achieve. If you desire ten million neopoints, don’t force yourself to try and earn 50,000 neopoints a day or any large amount like that. Even skilled restockers would have trouble with that goal...

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The Clumsiest Apology Letter Ever Written
The letter fell from her hand as Illusen suddenly recognized the flowing, spidery penmanship and gasped...

by elegon


A New Day
She brushed the mud off the item as best as she could. It was a red notebook with DIARY printed across the front...

by star_29791


What's Your Uni's Personality?
Ever wonder what your Uni's personality is? Take this spiffy quiz to find out!

by kimki_2009


The Dummy's Guide to Extreme Herder
Samrin is a Kacheek who has an outrageous number of petpets, and doesn't seem to mind them running around like idiots until, of course, the big bad Lupe, Balthazar, comes trudging in looking for lunch...

by xd0rkyaznpridex


Never Trust A Xweetok: Part Four
"Briette?" Illusen asked, incredulous. "The same Briette that Kowe was talking about? No, it couldn't be."

by mischa_rox


The Orphan and the Beast: Part Three
Kamro forced himself to tear his eyes from the fight, then bounded toward Leah, who had collapsed to the ground with tears streaming from her wide and frightened eyes...

by sarahleeadvent

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