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Issue: 448 | 18th day of Relaxing, Y12 |
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Quote of the Week
"If a villain takes over the world, it'll be okay, because good will win in the end. And it's okay when you yell at me, because you're my pet, and I love you."
Cup Conspiracy Theories
I'm not here to praise her on her entrepreneurial spirit! No! I've been there once or twice, but I've noticed things. I'm not sure what kind of slushies she's serving, but some of her customers get rather angry. They charge to the front of the line, and then leave promptly, and the look on some of their faces would be enough to make Sloth think twice about doing so much as breathing funny... |
Star of the Desert
The Lost Desert supporters in the fifth edition of the Altador Cup wait for him after every match to get an autograph. He appears to be not only the strongest, but also the most handsome player of the Lost Desert team. What is the secret of his sudden success? Ladies and gentlemen, Altador Cup fans of Neopia, here comes Vonde Cayle, the brightest star of the desert. It is amazing how... |
| Unexpected Altador Cup Fans
It's that time of the year again. Nearly everyone seems to have been struck by Altador Cup fever. Yooyus are getting thrown, slushies are slung, and rabid Techos are screaming until they're hoarse. There are hundreds of thousands of fans across Neopia and even in the far reaches of space. There are also big fans and supporters of the game that you would never expect. Here are the top ten unexpected fans of the Altador Cup... |
Other Stories |
"Fuzzy Sweater" by st83_star174 On the top was Lem's disco print sleepshirt, so she presumed Lem's room would be the first stop. Usually, the Uni was blinded by all the wild disco prints, but it seemed rather welcoming today as she made way to the jelly dresser. After she put away the sleepshirt, she found herself staring at Lem's sweater on top of the basket. Maybelle held it up to the light and understood why Lem loved it more than herself. It was fuzzy, pretty, comfortable, fitting... |
"A Camping Trip Gone Wrong" by neoknuckles With that, she walked off into the woods. Baltund sat on a tree stump and looked around. The sky was dark, the crickets were chirping, and lush, green trees towered above them. A human entered through a path in the woods. He was wearing a warm-looking black hoodie and brown shoes. "IT'S NK!!!" shouted Baltund, who leapt up from his seat and engulfed NK in a massive tackle-hug. "Oh, come on," NK said, having difficulty speaking with... |
"Tatterwings" by saphira_27 "If I were still an Earth Faerie, I would be even worse off. And then I get sad again about not being an Earth Faerie anymore. I know I shouldn’t let myself be melancholy, but..." Rafe finished her sentence. "It's hard. And I know it's hard for you. I can't imagine how hard it must be. But you know why we're here... in the only place on the surface of Neopia more ugly than the Tyrannian plateau." As if he had to say it! She couldn't go an hour without thinking about it... |
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A Camping Trip Gone Wrong "Hey, Siirica," came a teenage male voice from behind a comic book. "Do you think that I could become part of the Defenders of Neopia someday?"
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