Short Stories

	Crooked Glasses He would often console himself with the thought, "At least my ears aren't crooked." by ayame_23
	The Finest Moustache in Neopia: A Monologue I haven't seen a finer moustache in all of Neopia! by sadinei
	Adventures in Facial Hair "It is quite useless, Miss Constance," he laughed, twirling his thin waxed moustache between his fingers. "The Meridell mail coach stops for no one!" by herdygerdy
	Just Bring Me Your Ordinary Boring Neggs... On a warm summer day, a gray Cybunny sits in front of a posh cafe. She orders nothing but a single ice cream cone, vanilla. She pays the cashier in all coins and says nothing. by fuzzlytiara
	Defaced! She walked into my 10 by 10 square box of an office as though she owned the joint, betraying a lot of pride beneath the shabby green cape she was attempting to conceal herself in. by mamasimios
	Magic and Mustaches "This will be the last time he tries to take over my company with his snazzy Neohomes 2.0!" With his last exclamation, the drop fell into the bubbling potion. The brew turned bright orange-- by vanessa1357924680
	The Tashies "With my gorgeous looks and beautiful, flowing moustache, it'll be easy." by jayo289
	The Remarkable Rainbow "Well, logically there is no possible way for a rainbow to be here without any sunlight. Yet there is always a rainbow, no matter what the weather is..." by amysmother_8
	A Very Hairy Faerie Day Faeries are people, just like any mortal, with all the flaws and virtues that entails. So really, it's not at all surprising what happened on one fateful day when things got a bit hairy... by cookybananas324
	Onisuki "Suko, you'll go through a transfer. Suki, I'm sending you through the pound. No offense, but I don't think many pound snipers want a red Xweetok." by 7splat52
	Prank'd and Reprank'd It was April Fool's Day, and Loranigh was bored. This was a very bad combination... Also by saro_the_legendaerie by tippertot
	Incognito "Well, um, I was wondering, if going to Neopia was in your plans at all for your next nefarious scheme?" by ginny_invisible
	The Secret Diary of a Double Agent Yes, I am aware that I'm breaking the most basic rule of being a Double Agent by writing anything down. But to be honest... by nimras23
	The Best Easter Negg Sometimes the best Easter Neggs harbor the biggest surprises. by brokensilent

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"Magic and Mustaches" by vanessa1357924680
"Mr. Leemer won't know what hit him," the yellow Aisha murmured, squeezing the end of a pipet so that a green droplet of Boiled Baggus dangled from the tip, threatening to fall into the grey concoction boiling in a test tube beneath him. "This will be the last time he tries to take over my company with his snazzy Neohomes 2.0!" With his last exclamation, the drop fell into the bubbling...

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