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Crooked Glasses

He would often console himself with the thought, "At least my ears aren't crooked."

by ayame_23
The Finest Moustache in Neopia: A Monologue

I haven't seen a finer moustache in all of Neopia!

by sadinei
Adventures in Facial Hair

"It is quite useless, Miss Constance," he laughed, twirling his thin waxed moustache between his fingers. "The Meridell mail coach stops for no one!"

by herdygerdy
Just Bring Me Your Ordinary Boring Neggs...

On a warm summer day, a gray Cybunny sits in front of a posh cafe. She orders nothing but a single ice cream cone, vanilla. She pays the cashier in all coins and says nothing.

by fuzzlytiara
Defaced!

She walked into my 10 by 10 square box of an office as though she owned the joint, betraying a lot of pride beneath the shabby green cape she was attempting to conceal herself in.

by mamasimios
Magic and Mustaches

"This will be the last time he tries to take over my company with his snazzy Neohomes 2.0!"

With his last exclamation, the drop fell into the bubbling potion. The brew turned bright orange--

by vanessa1357924680

The Tashies

"With my gorgeous looks and beautiful, flowing moustache, it'll be easy."

by jayo289
The Remarkable Rainbow

"Well, logically there is no possible way for a rainbow to be here without any sunlight. Yet there is always a rainbow, no matter what the weather is..."

by amysmother_8
A Very Hairy Faerie Day

Faeries are people, just like any mortal, with all the flaws and virtues that entails.

So really, it's not at all surprising what happened on one fateful day when things got a bit hairy...

by cookybananas324

Onisuki

"Suko, you'll go through a transfer. Suki, I'm sending you through the pound. No offense, but I don't think many pound snipers want a red Xweetok."

by 7splat52
Prank'd and Reprank'd

It was April Fool's Day, and Loranigh was bored. This was a very bad combination...

Also by saro_the_legendaerie

by tippertot

Incognito

"Well, um, I was wondering, if going to Neopia was in your plans at all for your next nefarious scheme?"

by ginny_invisible
The Secret Diary of a Double Agent

Yes, I am aware that I'm breaking the most basic rule of being a Double Agent by writing anything down. But to be honest...

by nimras23
The Best Easter Negg

Sometimes the best Easter Neggs harbor the biggest surprises.

by brokensilent
 
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"Crooked Glasses" by ayame_23
He would often console himself with the thought, "At least my ears aren't crooked." Privately, Avram continued to find small satisfaction in this as they grew older and Nick continued to wear glasses that sat lopsided on his face, because Avram's own cowlick had never gone away either. Today, however, Nick's precariously angled glasses were not the center of his focus...




Other Stories


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A Mutant Easter
I understand it can be daunting to select gifts for mutant friends, so with Easter approaching, I thought I would share a list of appropriate items.

by mamasimios

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The Complete Beginner's Guide to NC Trading
Did your neopet recently see an NC item they just had to have, but then you couldn't find it in the mall? Or are your pets' closets full of old items they just don't want to wear anymore?

by horsecrazyirishgirl

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Number 400: Part Two
All this while I kept thinking to myself, I can't die now! I have to find Paria! I have to know what's happened to her!

by fallingrain05

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The Peculiar Incident that is Goldie the Snowbunny: Part Five
"I don't care about world domination."

"But you care about a garden's domination?"

"...Yes."

by elizzabbethh


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3 Royals plus 1 - three
What are you doing, my dear??....

by white_tiger0226

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the dark side
It's a mystery....

by vira8



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