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Of Holes and Headaches

You ready?

Script by tambourine_chimp

by ghostkomorichu

The Paint Kit

Don't you hate how people only want to adopt painted pets?

by the_foster_home235
Cosmic

A perfect place to take a nap.

by soleilduplomb
Jelly Rooms

Wonder why the Kacheek didn't think of this...

by marshmallow_ghost
The Unusuals: Petpet Moments

Hmph, side effects.

by x_xkodiskux_x
Pixel Nation

Click! Click! Click!

by tree_froggie
"Rock, Paper, Scissors"

Only one piece of cake left.

Also by pinkandprecious

by harper_1618

Haunted

Leave me ALONE!!!

by hauntedheroine
White Weewoos DO Exist! Part 3!

Will that poor Weewoo EVER get noticed?

Also by x_seabee_x

by edmarblecake

Petpet Stories

When you give a Neopet a Petpet...

by lughnassadh
Haunted

"Stupid Intangibility!"

by dogsndragons
A Carrot's Life

Alone, lost in the huge pound...

by ooorianeoo
Slippery Slorg

!?!

Script by hello5346

by aiyakhiori

Opportunist

Aren't Moehawk's concerts the best?

by ssjelitegirl
Meh. I'm So Bored.

That SO wasn't worth 142 NP...

by springflowers270
Forever Moo

Ematay learns a lesson on ptolymelons.

by soldoutinfaith
Family Meeting

We are in a time of crises...

Also by precious_katuch14

by manda314

Disturbed Reality #2

Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction...

by fairi_dream_forest
Randomocity!

Did you think of checking to see if you had the right side up?

by haunted_cookie
Petpet Plight

Out of sight, out of mind?

by yl_girl
I ♥ Mutants

Monsters roam in these mountains...

by helmfinland
Pet Kicks Club

Hasee Bounce is also quite evil...

by gelert548
Fer Sure

While visiting Coltzan's Shrine one day...

by redlotusninja
Insert Witty Title Here

Stopped by the formatting wall. Ouch.

by beachnut14
Are You a Shenkuu Warrior?

Hoban is back!

by samantha13_rose
Another Day: Undersea Adventure

Two JubJubs who take a hint from the game Jubble Bubble and invest in bubbles instead of Maraquan paint brushes.

by happyluckygo
Sibling Rivalry

Underwater Fishing

by evilpuppyangel
Neohoming Woes

We can only afford to build one room.

by velvette
Anonymous Candy and Rude Awakenings

Dedicated to the Chomby Festival! Hope everyone had a great time!

by nadia8705
Milk Money

Glowing pets and... stars?

by plumbus
Coolness Comics

Repeat after me... Ha... Nay... soo... pear... ee... et... toe.

by raptorsama
What IS it?

Come look at what I found!

by plaquenil
Neggs Galore

I told you not to.

by monkeybytes
Neopups

Who got the best Easter Negg Hunt?

by coshi_dragonite
Easter Paint Job

Happy Easter!!

by zooksie
 
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