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Losers: Part One

Every day, Ella wished for an owner. Whenever the jingly little bell rang, her heart soared...

by soccerhart12
Revenge and Resistance: Part One

Sloth was coming. He had spent the last half a decade or so planning his attack carefully, and everything was ready. It was time to put his plan into action...

by dan4884
Legacy of a Nose: Part One

"Ah ah ah ACHOO!" My sneeze was so violent that it created a small windstorm in my room...

by hstulberg
 
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"Boring Old Yellow" by rubizad
Boring old yellow. That's what the name of it was. The actual description sounded a lot nicer if you ever described it. Everyone else called Alinna's fur colour a golden yellow, a much prettier amber than any gold nugget. But Alinna just shrugged; too depressed in her own thoughts to really think...




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The Joys of Maraqua
Suddenly, a wave of sadness washed over her. It had always been her dream to swim proficiently, but she had soon faced the hard facts: Aishas couldn't swim...

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A Tiny Adventure
Having nothing to lose, I started drinking a vial full of this mixture. After drinking about half of it, I felt somehow queasy...

by pokemon_lunatic

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How To Increase Your Neopet's Confidence
So many pets today are scared of trying new things, because they just don't believe in themselves. You may know your beloved pet to be beautiful, strong, funny and talented, but he/she just can't see it in him/herself...

by aprilon8

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PPL's Reply to the Petpet Lab
"The lab so far has proved to be dangerous, insecure and shoddily built..."

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by zidane12276


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Haunted
"Stupid Intangibility!"

by dogsndragons

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Cosmic
A perfect place to take a nap.

by soleilduplomb



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