Me: Brian, what's the main reason that you play Gormball?
Brian: Hm... to be the best cheater... I mean to be the best player. Of course.

Me: And why were you disqualified?
Brian: No comment!

Won: Gold(Y2|Disqualified), Gold(Y5), Bronze(Y7), Gold(Y13|Disqualified), Bronze(Y15), Gold(Y20)

Farvin III: Beep Beep Beep
Me: Farvin, I can't understand you... Use your Translatmator X5000!

Farvin III: Oh sorry. I only said that I'm happy to see you.

Me: Oh, OK. I heard you have extra tricks for Gormball. Which ones are these?
Farvin: Alien Aishas do have extra sensory hearing and also 4 ears. So we know when the Gormball will explode.

Won: Silver(Y3), Silver(Y5), Silver(Y7), Silver(8), Gold(Y9), Bronze(Y11), Bronze(Y16), Gold(Y19)

Me: Gargarox, you're the Gormball player who supplies all the catering for the championship, right?
Gargarox: Yes, that's right. I make the best food in whole Neopia and Virtupets.

Me: How do you prepare yourself?
Gargarox: I drink a Grobleen Fruit Punch. That's the best punch for concentration!

Won: Bronze(Y3), Silver(Y4), Bronze(Y6), Gold(Y11), Bronze(Y14), Bronze(Y19)

Me: Finally you found some time for an interview. Tell me something about yourself - why are you almost always in the top 3 of the championships?
Thyassa: Work with savvy and experience. Act clever and don't be excited, it's just a game in the end.

Me: Thank you for the information. Probably many Gormball newbies can use these tips. But I know you don't have a lot of time so it was nice to meet you!

Won: Silver(Y2), Gold(Y3), Gold(Y6), Bronze(Y8), Silver(Y12), Gold(Y14), Silver(Y19)