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Six ears are better than two!
The Alien Aisha says, "My great machine will give you the loveliest foods in the world"

Put a Nerkmid in the machine, and it will dispense rare and exotic foods for your pet. Press the buttons and push the levers for a chance to get a rarer treat. The better the Nerkmid, the better your prize!

(click here for the hi-scores!)

Here are some pictures of Nerkmids, you can find them around the site. The better the Nerkmid, the more lovely the food you will get! UPDATE - You can now use the Golden and Platinum Nerkmids here also!

Lesser Nerkmid Average Nerkmid Good Nerkmid

Super Nerkmid Ultra Nerkmid Ultimate Nerkmid