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Reasons Why

"There's nothing to be worried about," he answered easily. "It's just a little thunderstorm."

by aragornrocks500
Four And A Half Kougras: Sugar And Spice Is Not So Nice

A very small chocolate Kougra was perched on their front doorstep, and, to Tygura's annoyance, was dripping chocolate syrup on the morning's neomail.

by _forest_sol_
The Cost of Freedom

We are in the Deserted Fairground. Rowan and I.

by werelupe25
King Paz

Pazniec wasn't really a king, but he felt as though he was. "King Paz"—it had a certain ring to it, didn't it?

by emrozi
The Plan

I sat there, staring at the little blue Wocky, lost for words. I racked my brains for something funny to say, but I came up completely dry. So I reached into my bag and pulled out a cupcake.

by sharon_soong32
Years Ago

She didn't deserve it. Any of it.

by karen_mckenzie
Best Friends

"I am a Light Faerie, I am one with the stars, the light, the warmth of this world."

by pandora
Looney Lockewood

The mad old Buzz was glowering down at the pair of them, his jaw just inches from Shailayna's nose...

by ihailin
 
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A question I am asked somewhat frequently nowadays is, "How do you keep getting into the Caption Contest"? While I have had relatively good success lately, I don't have any "secret" tips to guarantee myself a spot among the winning captions. The best I can do is simply enter some captions that I find funny, cross my fingers and toes, and hope for the best! Every time I see my name among the chosen captions, I am still surprised and get a warm feeling inside. The best feeling of all is getting in for the very first time! And that is why...



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The Mysteries of the Lever of Doom Revealed!
Ever wondered about the Lever of Doom? Such as, why is it the Lever of DOOM?

by i_heart_foxes

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Mynci Beach Volleyball: The Power of the Pawkeet
In this guide I will start off with the very basics of the game, then dive into the more difficult secrets you will need to know if you want to achieve that avatar or trophy.

by texanrose_2000

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Chronicles of the Chosen: Taking Flight - Part One
Desperately Jhudora's burning eyes scanned the hall for something, anything, which was dark enough to stare at with some decency. But alas, the floors were a muted orchid (still pink), garnished with mauve rugs covered in swirling designs. The ceiling was an almost sugary sort of pink...

by pretsel_is_back

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Hero of Shenkuu: Part Two
Years and years passed. I spent the beginning of these years researching prophecies and records on Spotted Zafaras, and I sent out a group of trackers to find ones of proper age. None of the Zafaras they discovered were vicious enough to be the Chosen One from the prophecy...

by encroached

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Muckla and the Monthly Freebies
If ULTIMATE GENIUS pets pick virtually inedible foods, I'm alarmed at the thought of what dim-witted pets opt to eat...

by lovisa966

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Ventures #20
Inter-Mission Part 7. Featuring everyone's least favourite Altador Cup player.

by neo_coaster363



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