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Reasons Why

"There's nothing to be worried about," he answered easily. "It's just a little thunderstorm."

by aragornrocks500
Four And A Half Kougras: Sugar And Spice Is Not So Nice

A very small chocolate Kougra was perched on their front doorstep, and, to Tygura's annoyance, was dripping chocolate syrup on the morning's neomail.

by _forest_sol_
The Cost of Freedom

We are in the Deserted Fairground. Rowan and I.

by werelupe25
King Paz

Pazniec wasn't really a king, but he felt as though he was. "King Paz"—it had a certain ring to it, didn't it?

by emrozi
The Plan

I sat there, staring at the little blue Wocky, lost for words. I racked my brains for something funny to say, but I came up completely dry. So I reached into my bag and pulled out a cupcake.

by sharon_soong32
Years Ago

She didn't deserve it. Any of it.

by karen_mckenzie
Best Friends

"I am a Light Faerie, I am one with the stars, the light, the warmth of this world."

by pandora
Looney Lockewood

The mad old Buzz was glowering down at the pair of them, his jaw just inches from Shailayna's nose...

by ihailin
 
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A question I am asked somewhat frequently nowadays is, "How do you keep getting into the Caption Contest"? While I have had relatively good success lately, I don't have any "secret" tips to guarantee myself a spot among the winning captions. The best I can do is simply enter some captions that I find funny, cross my fingers and toes, and hope for the best! Every time I see my name among the chosen captions, I am still surprised and get a warm feeling inside. The best feeling of all is getting in for the very first time! And that is why...



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Reflections from a Neopian Times Author
Join me (and the White Weewoo crew) as we reflect on my journey as a Neopian writer!

by parody_ham

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Kelp: What You REALLY Need To Know
I am here now to tell you, that those cruel accusations are completely and utterly FALSE.

by greavesbaby

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My Name is Lavendrette: Part Two
"Okay then," Nisceron mumbled. "We'll be back by six—keep an eye on Clari, please?" Then, with a burst of chilly air that froze Lavendrette's bones right down to the marrow, and the not so subtle slam of the wooden door, the two Neopets were gone.

by i_love_my_kitty_4

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The Game of Master Hog: Part Ten
Jess stood and watched from the wharf, half-hoping one ship would suddenly unfurl the blackened sails of the infamous Revenge and put an end to her search...

by d_morton

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Shuzu and Tig in the Office pt 4
Oh, you sneaky little Tig.

by firefriendsforever

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Welcome To My Life
Funny story...

by jambammer



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