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Reasons Why

"There's nothing to be worried about," he answered easily. "It's just a little thunderstorm."

by aragornrocks500
Four And A Half Kougras: Sugar And Spice Is Not So Nice

A very small chocolate Kougra was perched on their front doorstep, and, to Tygura's annoyance, was dripping chocolate syrup on the morning's neomail.

by _forest_sol_
The Cost of Freedom

We are in the Deserted Fairground. Rowan and I.

by werelupe25
King Paz

Pazniec wasn't really a king, but he felt as though he was. "King Paz"—it had a certain ring to it, didn't it?

by emrozi
The Plan

I sat there, staring at the little blue Wocky, lost for words. I racked my brains for something funny to say, but I came up completely dry. So I reached into my bag and pulled out a cupcake.

by sharon_soong32
Years Ago

She didn't deserve it. Any of it.

by karen_mckenzie
Best Friends

"I am a Light Faerie, I am one with the stars, the light, the warmth of this world."

by pandora
Looney Lockewood

The mad old Buzz was glowering down at the pair of them, his jaw just inches from Shailayna's nose...

by ihailin
 
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"Nightfall" by havittaa
The caravans in the camp were brightly colored and ornate, sitting beside patched tents. As Grant approached his own tent, a door from the nearest caravan burst open. "Miz Amy?" Grant called, throwing his top hat on the dirt patch before his tent. "Grant, m'boy," Amy responded. The pink Kyrii fluttered from the steps of the caravan, a light bouncing from within it. Her blue eyeshadow looked gaudy under the full moon and her skirt drifted inches from...




Other Stories


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Money Tree: Snipe Those Items
The Money Tree, a colossal tree filled with great mysteries around every branch and treasures as deep as its roots.

by ohheyreplay

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The Mysteries of the Lever of Doom Revealed!
Ever wondered about the Lever of Doom? Such as, why is it the Lever of DOOM?

by i_heart_foxes

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Juggling Life: Part Three
I glanced round at all the boxes that were piled up in the front room. I never realised how much stuff Mina and I had owned, before.

by marmitejar

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The Game of Master Hog: Part Ten
Jess stood and watched from the wharf, half-hoping one ship would suddenly unfurl the blackened sails of the infamous Revenge and put an end to her search...

by d_morton

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The Nut Farm: At the Laboratory
Not every pet should worry about their looks...

by ramheart

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Contrast
Maybe counting on your hands would help...

by jojomoonless



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