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The Worth of a Badly Named Basic Pet

It was a sunny day in Neopia Central and so, I decided I would try an experiment.

by miss_miku1
Paintbrush Peculiarities

Neopia is filled with pets who defy their color standards, and today I'm here to tell you about some of the coolest, most unique, or just plain oddest colors you can paint your pet.

by katiecoo802
The Mysteries of the Lever of Doom Revealed!

Ever wondered about the Lever of Doom? Such as, why is it the Lever of DOOM?

by i_heart_foxes
Money Tree: Snipe Those Items

The Money Tree, a colossal tree filled with great mysteries around every branch and treasures as deep as its roots.

by ohheyreplay
An In-Depth Look At The Caption Contest

A question I am asked somewhat frequently nowadays is, "How do you keep getting into the Caption Contest"?

by moocowalex
Mynci Beach Volleyball: The Power of the Pawkeet

In this guide I will start off with the very basics of the game, then dive into the more difficult secrets you will need to know if you want to achieve that avatar or trophy.

by texanrose_2000
Kelp: What You REALLY Need To Know

I am here now to tell you, that those cruel accusations are completely and utterly FALSE.

by greavesbaby
Reflections from a Neopian Times Author

Join me (and the White Weewoo crew) as we reflect on my journey as a Neopian writer!

by parody_ham
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"King Paz" by emrozi
Pazniec wasn't really a king, but he felt as though he was. "King Paz"—it had a certain ring to it, didn't it? After all, if you were charged with writing the laws of Altador, you really were quite important. King Altador might hold all the power, but when he decided to issue a decree, who was the one who decided how it should be drafted? Who was the one who translated King Altador's wishes into linguistic shape, and breathed life into the law? Why—it was Pazniec...

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The Plan
I sat there, staring at the little blue Wocky, lost for words. I racked my brains for something funny to say, but I came up completely dry. So I reached into my bag and pulled out a cupcake.

by sharon_soong32


Years Ago
She didn't deserve it. Any of it.

by karen_mckenzie


Nightfall: Part One
"Miz Amy?" Grant called, throwing his top hat on the dirt patch before his tent.

"Grant, m'boy," Amy responded. The pink Kyrii fluttered from the steps of the caravan...

by havittaa


Kings and Curses: Part Seven
Jazan found that his fists were tightly clenched. Why couldn't the evil kings of Qasala stay dead?

by saphira_27


Maybe counting on your hands would help...

by jojomoonless


Flapjacks - Water Bottles
Lily has some great listening skills.

by geckobubbles

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