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The Worth of a Badly Named Basic Pet

It was a sunny day in Neopia Central and so, I decided I would try an experiment.

by miss_miku1
Paintbrush Peculiarities

Neopia is filled with pets who defy their color standards, and today I'm here to tell you about some of the coolest, most unique, or just plain oddest colors you can paint your pet.

by katiecoo802
The Mysteries of the Lever of Doom Revealed!

Ever wondered about the Lever of Doom? Such as, why is it the Lever of DOOM?

by i_heart_foxes
Money Tree: Snipe Those Items

The Money Tree, a colossal tree filled with great mysteries around every branch and treasures as deep as its roots.

by ohheyreplay
An In-Depth Look At The Caption Contest

A question I am asked somewhat frequently nowadays is, "How do you keep getting into the Caption Contest"?

by moocowalex
Mynci Beach Volleyball: The Power of the Pawkeet

In this guide I will start off with the very basics of the game, then dive into the more difficult secrets you will need to know if you want to achieve that avatar or trophy.

by texanrose_2000
Kelp: What You REALLY Need To Know

I am here now to tell you, that those cruel accusations are completely and utterly FALSE.

by greavesbaby
Reflections from a Neopian Times Author

Join me (and the White Weewoo crew) as we reflect on my journey as a Neopian writer!

by parody_ham
 
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The Caption Contest



A question I am asked somewhat frequently nowadays is, "How do you keep getting into the Caption Contest"? While I have had relatively good success lately, I don't have any "secret" tips to guarantee myself a spot among the winning captions. The best I can do is simply enter some captions that I find funny, cross my fingers and toes, and hope for the best! Every time I see my name among the chosen captions, I am still surprised and get a warm feeling inside. The best feeling of all is getting in for the very first time! And that is why...



Other Stories


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Best Friends
"I am a Light Faerie, I am one with the stars, the light, the warmth of this world."

by pandora

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King Paz
Pazniec wasn't really a king, but he felt as though he was. "King Paz"—it had a certain ring to it, didn't it?

by emrozi

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The Almost Pound Escape... Or Something Like That: Part Four
Before midnight that night the whole pound was buzzing with unspoken energy. Almost every pet in the building was on board with the breakout...

by supergirl1057

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Tales from Neopia Central: Part Three
Neopia Central had changed a lot – and far too quickly for Johnny Twobit.

by herdygerdy

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Random Dessert
Every lunch is a surprise!

Idea by sue_mhilka

by c4774r3


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Always Annoyed Aisha: Lazy
But the nest looks so comfortable...

by abstains



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