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The Worth of a Badly Named Basic Pet

It was a sunny day in Neopia Central and so, I decided I would try an experiment.

by miss_miku1
Paintbrush Peculiarities

Neopia is filled with pets who defy their color standards, and today I'm here to tell you about some of the coolest, most unique, or just plain oddest colors you can paint your pet.

by katiecoo802
The Mysteries of the Lever of Doom Revealed!

Ever wondered about the Lever of Doom? Such as, why is it the Lever of DOOM?

by i_heart_foxes
Money Tree: Snipe Those Items

The Money Tree, a colossal tree filled with great mysteries around every branch and treasures as deep as its roots.

by ohheyreplay
An In-Depth Look At The Caption Contest

A question I am asked somewhat frequently nowadays is, "How do you keep getting into the Caption Contest"?

by moocowalex
Mynci Beach Volleyball: The Power of the Pawkeet

In this guide I will start off with the very basics of the game, then dive into the more difficult secrets you will need to know if you want to achieve that avatar or trophy.

by texanrose_2000
Kelp: What You REALLY Need To Know

I am here now to tell you, that those cruel accusations are completely and utterly FALSE.

by greavesbaby
Reflections from a Neopian Times Author

Join me (and the White Weewoo crew) as we reflect on my journey as a Neopian writer!

by parody_ham
 
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"King Paz" by emrozi
Pazniec wasn't really a king, but he felt as though he was. "King Paz"—it had a certain ring to it, didn't it? After all, if you were charged with writing the laws of Altador, you really were quite important. King Altador might hold all the power, but when he decided to issue a decree, who was the one who decided how it should be drafted? Who was the one who translated King Altador's wishes into linguistic shape, and breathed life into the law? Why—it was Pazniec...




Other Stories


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Years Ago
She didn't deserve it. Any of it.

by karen_mckenzie

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Looney Lockewood
The mad old Buzz was glowering down at the pair of them, his jaw just inches from Shailayna's nose...

by ihailin

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Petpet Adventures: Mistress Maxie's Marvellous Circus - Part Eight
"I thought it was Max at first. But then he smiled and I just knew it could not possibly be him. So I tried to fly away, but he raised that awful black staff – it was just the same as my Max's – and then I just froze in the air. I was helpless!"

by rachelindea

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Chronicles of the Chosen: Taking Flight - Part One
Desperately Jhudora's burning eyes scanned the hall for something, anything, which was dark enough to stare at with some decency. But alas, the floors were a muted orchid (still pink), garnished with mauve rugs covered in swirling designs. The ceiling was an almost sugary sort of pink...

by pretsel_is_back

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Muckla and the Monthly Freebies
If ULTIMATE GENIUS pets pick virtually inedible foods, I'm alarmed at the thought of what dim-witted pets opt to eat...

by lovisa966

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Neopiaprobs #1
KADS! Y U SO PICKY

by petpet_master_



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