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The Game of Master Hog: Part Ten

Jess stood and watched from the wharf, half-hoping one ship would suddenly unfurl the blackened sails of the infamous Revenge and put an end to her search...

by d_morton
Kings and Curses: Part Seven

Jazan found that his fists were tightly clenched. Why couldn't the evil kings of Qasala stay dead?

by saphira_27
Petpet Adventures: Mistress Maxie's Marvellous Circus - Part Eight

"I thought it was Max at first. But then he smiled and I just knew it could not possibly be him. So I tried to fly away, but he raised that awful black staff – it was just the same as my Max's – and then I just froze in the air. I was helpless!"

by rachelindea
Tales from Neopia Central: Part Three

Neopia Central had changed a lot – and far too quickly for Johnny Twobit.

by herdygerdy
Juggling Life: Part Three

I glanced round at all the boxes that were piled up in the front room. I never realised how much stuff Mina and I had owned, before.

by marmitejar
The Almost Pound Escape... Or Something Like That: Part Four

Before midnight that night the whole pound was buzzing with unspoken energy. Almost every pet in the building was on board with the breakout...

by supergirl1057
Permanence: Part Two

"Welcome to your new permanent home!"

by angelpuss535
My Name is Lavendrette: Part Two

"Okay then," Nisceron mumbled. "We'll be back by six—keep an eye on Clari, please?" Then, with a burst of chilly air that froze Lavendrette's bones right down to the marrow, and the not so subtle slam of the wooden door, the two Neopets were gone.

by i_love_my_kitty_4
Hero of Shenkuu: Part Two

Years and years passed. I spent the beginning of these years researching prophecies and records on Spotted Zafaras, and I sent out a group of trackers to find ones of proper age. None of the Zafaras they discovered were vicious enough to be the Chosen One from the prophecy...

by encroached
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The Caption Contest

A question I am asked somewhat frequently nowadays is, "How do you keep getting into the Caption Contest"? While I have had relatively good success lately, I don't have any "secret" tips to guarantee myself a spot among the winning captions. The best I can do is simply enter some captions that I find funny, cross my fingers and toes, and hope for the best! Every time I see my name among the chosen captions, I am still surprised and get a warm feeling inside. The best feeling of all is getting in for the very first time! And that is why...

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The Cost of Freedom
We are in the Deserted Fairground. Rowan and I.

by werelupe25


King Paz
Pazniec wasn't really a king, but he felt as though he was. "King Paz"—it had a certain ring to it, didn't it?

by emrozi


Paintbrush Peculiarities
Neopia is filled with pets who defy their color standards, and today I'm here to tell you about some of the coolest, most unique, or just plain oddest colors you can paint your pet.

by katiecoo802


Kelp: What You REALLY Need To Know
I am here now to tell you, that those cruel accusations are completely and utterly FALSE.

by greavesbaby


The Goofers - Nightmare
Nightmares tend to take different forms...

by lintsuf


Rapsid 2
If it makes you feel better, we would have joined Altador.

by slearax

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