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Nightfall: Part One

"Miz Amy?" Grant called, throwing his top hat on the dirt patch before his tent.

"Grant, m'boy," Amy responded. The pink Kyrii fluttered from the steps of the caravan...

by havittaa

Chronicles of the Chosen: Taking Flight - Part One

Desperately Jhudora's burning eyes scanned the hall for something, anything, which was dark enough to stare at with some decency. But alas, the floors were a muted orchid (still pink), garnished with mauve rugs covered in swirling designs. The ceiling was an almost sugary sort of pink...

by pretsel_is_back
 
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A question I am asked somewhat frequently nowadays is, "How do you keep getting into the Caption Contest"? While I have had relatively good success lately, I don't have any "secret" tips to guarantee myself a spot among the winning captions. The best I can do is simply enter some captions that I find funny, cross my fingers and toes, and hope for the best! Every time I see my name among the chosen captions, I am still surprised and get a warm feeling inside. The best feeling of all is getting in for the very first time! And that is why...



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The Cost of Freedom
We are in the Deserted Fairground. Rowan and I.

by werelupe25

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The Plan
I sat there, staring at the little blue Wocky, lost for words. I racked my brains for something funny to say, but I came up completely dry. So I reached into my bag and pulled out a cupcake.

by sharon_soong32

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Paintbrush Peculiarities
Neopia is filled with pets who defy their color standards, and today I'm here to tell you about some of the coolest, most unique, or just plain oddest colors you can paint your pet.

by katiecoo802

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Kelp: What You REALLY Need To Know
I am here now to tell you, that those cruel accusations are completely and utterly FALSE.

by greavesbaby

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Ventures #20
Inter-Mission Part 7. Featuring everyone's least favourite Altador Cup player.

by neo_coaster363

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The Goofers - Nightmare
Nightmares tend to take different forms...

by lintsuf



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