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Seems Legit: Floral

Battledome pets: they're considered 'tanks'.

by shamaela
Shuzu and Tig in the Office pt 4

Oh, you sneaky little Tig.

by firefriendsforever
Karl & Hensoy in a Dilemma

(in which Karl & Hensoy finally try Neohomes 2.0)

Idea by hyperknuckles77_tail

by stillhensoy

The Nut Farm: At the Laboratory

Not every pet should worry about their looks...

by ramheart
The Goofers - Nightmare

Nightmares tend to take different forms...

by lintsuf
Comic Yay - Habitarium

Fun with Homonyms!

by mooseydoom101
Ventures #20

Inter-Mission Part 7. Featuring everyone's least favourite Altador Cup player.

by neo_coaster363
Flapjacks - Water Bottles

Lily has some great listening skills.

by geckobubbles
Contrast

Maybe counting on your hands would help...

by jojomoonless
Random Dessert

Every lunch is a surprise!

Idea by sue_mhilka

by c4774r3

Paintbrushes Are Cheaper, Though

Comparing real life and neopets- Neopets life does seem easier, though, right?

Script by neesboy

by hideri

Asterisks Mean Action

We're all checked in to the Neolodge...

by leoblaze
The Adventures of Mirsha and Derlyn Part 1

Oh, the Shenanigans that await. Thanks for reading!

by zeromaxwell
Always Annoyed Aisha: Lazy

But the nest looks so comfortable...

by abstains
Rapsid 2

If it makes you feel better, we would have joined Altador.

by slearax
Welcome To My Life

Funny story...

by jambammer
Neopiaprobs #1

KADS! Y U SO PICKY

by petpet_master_
Little Wings, Big Feet

Being a Darigan JubJub is NOT easy!

by gorubeza
Don't Trust Rich Slorgs. Ever.

There's a reason why you shouldn't trust rich Slorgs...

by celestialguineapig
Sassi Comics: The Battle

You dared to cross swords with me?

by seiya_from_ashes
Woes of a Jelly

He was clawing up the furniture...

by thebusterbell
Home Life 2

The new roommate is a Cybunny, and the captain is hungry. Let's hope the other two can hold him back!

by nickypanda
Muckla and the Monthly Freebies

If ULTIMATE GENIUS pets pick virtually inedible foods, I'm alarmed at the thought of what dim-witted pets opt to eat...

by lovisa966
Neopian Cures: A Goopy Mess

Ughh!

Idea by yasmine_k13

by kass883

Vague Questions

I think this has happened to all of us sometime.

by psychicstarstorm
 
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The Caption Contest



A question I am asked somewhat frequently nowadays is, "How do you keep getting into the Caption Contest"? While I have had relatively good success lately, I don't have any "secret" tips to guarantee myself a spot among the winning captions. The best I can do is simply enter some captions that I find funny, cross my fingers and toes, and hope for the best! Every time I see my name among the chosen captions, I am still surprised and get a warm feeling inside. The best feeling of all is getting in for the very first time! And that is why...



Other Stories


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Four And A Half Kougras: Sugar And Spice Is Not So Nice
A very small chocolate Kougra was perched on their front doorstep, and, to Tygura's annoyance, was dripping chocolate syrup on the morning's neomail.

by _forest_sol_

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King Paz
Pazniec wasn't really a king, but he felt as though he was. "King Paz"—it had a certain ring to it, didn't it?

by emrozi

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Paintbrush Peculiarities
Neopia is filled with pets who defy their color standards, and today I'm here to tell you about some of the coolest, most unique, or just plain oddest colors you can paint your pet.

by katiecoo802

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The Worth of a Badly Named Basic Pet
It was a sunny day in Neopia Central and so, I decided I would try an experiment.

by miss_miku1

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The Almost Pound Escape... Or Something Like That: Part Four
Before midnight that night the whole pound was buzzing with unspoken energy. Almost every pet in the building was on board with the breakout...

by supergirl1057

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My Name is Lavendrette: Part Two
"Okay then," Nisceron mumbled. "We'll be back by six—keep an eye on Clari, please?" Then, with a burst of chilly air that froze Lavendrette's bones right down to the marrow, and the not so subtle slam of the wooden door, the two Neopets were gone.

by i_love_my_kitty_4



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