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Unseen Pain

"Rhaine," she says, a smile in her voice. "My sweet, silent Rhaine. Everything's alright now. You're ok."

by _mirow_
Trophy Hunting

All her life Nisla had wanted trophies.

by fluorescency
Kindness in the Coffee Shop

I headed over to the coffee shop. Walking through the door, I gritted my teeth as that familiar bell chimed...

by sierra4324
Virtupets® Synchronous Conferencing Console

spacefaerie00: Is this your latest plot to take over Neopia, Sloth?

drfranksloth: No, of course not! *innocent face*

Also by rosabellk

by ginny_invisible

The Unforgettable Voyage

"So... why are we going to Lutari Island?"

by dragonoftheseas2
A Nutty Idea

"Well, why are you the main character in some plot? I mean out of everyone you meet, why you?"

by mamasimios
Empathetic Raindrops

He had even refused the petpets that his owner bought him; he didn't want to sadden the poor creatures. He was not fit to take care of anyone.

by sylviau
Resistance

That was the first and only time I came face to face with Dr. Frank Sloth.

by poker_champ_135
The Beginning of Neopia

"How am I supposed to continue my work if I have no subjects?"

by i_live_under_the_bed
Loom of Ceiling Land

Things really did look much more interesting, Loom decided, when you were standing on the ceiling.

by kenophobiaa
 
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Slimy Slobbering Slorgs



The music seems suitably alien and creepy; it makes you wonder what those slorgs are up to, beyond looking cute and snarfing Kreludor's food supply. Gameplay is fairly simple, so you'll pick it up quite easily. You shoot at the slorgs and they disintegrate if you have three or more of the same colour. It's quite friendly to non-gamers as well, since aiming skills required are minimal. You use your mouse to aim with crosshairs...



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Slimy Slobbering Slorgs in Space: The Game Guide
It makes you wonder what those slorgs are up to, beyond looking cute and snarfing Kreludor's food supply.

by you_are_my_happiness

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Marshmallows Revealed!
I decided to make a list of evidence concerning these vicious things we call "marshmallows."

by illumiinate

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: The Underdark - Part Three
Mareian had to admit that she was quite proud of Anya for not screaming when the lamplight illuminated the ivory white bones of the skeletal Draik.

by nimras23

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Island's Own: Part Two
Lucan and Ryshu had never fought directly, and it was a vicious debate within the school as to who would win if they did.

by laurvail

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What am I? - Special Mutant Issue
Hi!

Also by matheusiungue10

by laiomaia


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Dinnertime!
I told you not to ask.

by satsuma567



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