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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


It's not every day you see a Kau wandering about with tentacles where its mouth should be.


Mutant Misconceptions



A common misconception is that the colour mutant is meant to be the literal meaning of the word, when, in fact, it is an acronym! M.U.T.A.N.T. really means Meek and Utterly Tender-hearted Adorable Neopets that are Tickle-able. I'm not kidding, folks! These pets are all about giggling, being happy, spreading joy and baking cupcakes! These pets are a true testament to the saying "You can't judge a book by its cover..."

Slimy Slobbering Slorgs



The music seems suitably alien and creepy; it makes you wonder what those slorgs are up to, beyond looking cute and snarfing Kreludor's food supply. Gameplay is fairly simple, so you'll pick it up quite easily. You shoot at the slorgs and they disintegrate if you have three or more of the same colour. It's quite friendly to non-gamers as well, since aiming skills required are minimal. You use your mouse to aim with crosshairs...

The Life of a Grundo


A Grundo's life can be very hard. During Dr. Sloth's scheme to take over Neopia, they were turned against their will into his loyal servants. After Dr. Sloth (Frank) was defeated, his Grundo servants celebrated and joined the many other pets, even though they initially weren't from Neopia. Currently, they can be adopted at Virtupets Space Station, where a boring, mediocre life may start...

Other Stories
"Resistance" by poker_champ_135
At one point in time, quite a while ago, I was a carefree youth of a Grundo, living with my family in the Space Station. It was after the first Sloth uprising, and most of us thought him to be gone from our lives forever. That was, until the day they came for us. Most of the Grundos had noticed changes in the air during the week before the second invasion...

"Virtupets® Synchronous Conferencing Console" by ginny_invisible and rosabellk
Welcome to the Virtupets® Synchronous Conferencing Console! This product was created and marketed by Virtupets, Inc®. All rights reserved by Dr. Frank Sloth. By using this product you forfeit any legal rights or mind control and acknowledge his supreme mastery...

"Empathetic Raindrops" by sylviau
He paused from his silent, motionless vigil by the window to softly caress a single red rose that stood in a vase, which rested on the windowsill. At his touch, the majestic flower wilted, and its gentle petals drooped. He sighed again, and stared out the window once more. Grey pets are often misunderstood. It is not misfortune that causes this depressing atmosphere...


May All Your Neggs Be Fish Neggs


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Great stories!


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Resistance
That was the first and only time I came face to face with Dr. Frank Sloth.

by poker_champ_135

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The Baby Sitter
You seriously don't know!?

by kressie647

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Shattered Sunlight: Part Four
I just want the world to be a more ordered place than it is right now. Can any of you argue with that? ~ Lord Franklin Sloth

PS – I have Fyora

by kittengriffin


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Hasee Bounce Troubles
A little help?

by imaginangel

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What Puts the "Terror" in Terror Mountain?
How exactly did it get its name? None know the true reasoning behind this...

Also by blackroseofwisdom

by icogitate




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