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James Nexis - Betrayal: Part Seven

He'd been away talking to Mikah for less than fifteen minutes. Sometime during then someone had come into the tent and attacked his secretary.

by punctuation_ninja
The Dragon Flower: Part Six

"Amina, I can't take it anymore! I'm so bored! I don't know what else to do!"

by waterfairyrani
Shattered Sunlight: Part Four

I just want the world to be a more ordered place than it is right now. Can any of you argue with that? ~ Lord Franklin Sloth

PS – I have Fyora

by kittengriffin

Celandine: Part Three

"Apparently Searexes were once powerful, magical creatures who ruled the five seas of Neopia. But they were tricked into granting a nasty fellow's wish who changed them into the Petpets they are now."

by yampuff
Witches in the Shadows: Part Four

Where was the girl who had saved the planet?

by herdygerdy
Chronicles of the Court Rogue: The Underdark - Part Three

Mareian had to admit that she was quite proud of Anya for not screaming when the lamplight illuminated the ivory white bones of the skeletal Draik.

by nimras23
After the Altador Cup: Part Two

"Did we just kidnap Vonde Cayle?" Foltaggio asked, rather surprised.

by crazy_4_sushi
Island's Own: Part Two

Lucan and Ryshu had never fought directly, and it was a vicious debate within the school as to who would win if they did.

by laurvail
 
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