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Ally's Observant Article about Mutants!

Not all Mutants can be considered pretty, but hey, they’re all certainly UNIQUE with a capital U-N-I-Q-U-E!

by thunderpaint
What Puts the "Terror" in Terror Mountain?

How exactly did it get its name? None know the true reasoning behind this...

Also by blackroseofwisdom

by icogitate

Marshmallows Revealed!

I decided to make a list of evidence concerning these vicious things we call "marshmallows."

by illumiinate
The Top Ten Not-That-Gross 'Gross Foods'

I'm not talking about vile Scab Cakes here – its quality stuff. Stuff that actually is Almost Edible.

by vintageparis
Cheap Ways to Get Your Own Limited Edition Neopet

There are cheap, efficient, and possibly free ways to get your own limited edition pet!

by irshimmy
Mutant Graveyard of Doom II Guide

You are Albert, a mutant Kacheek transformed by the Esophagor. If Albert wants to be switched back to normal, he has to fetch some items for the Esophagor first.

by o0seagaru0o
The Life of a Grundo

Most Grundos live at the Space Station or on Kreludor. They might think that life there is boring and go up for adoption.

by ar1684
Mutant Misconceptions

In honour of Mutant Day, I encourage everyone to go out and make a new mutant friend! :)

by enchantmentunknown
6 Monstrous Mutant Day Recipes

1) Crush the Chocolate Doctor Sloth into little pieces. (This is our favourite part.)

Also by pixel

by natural

Slimy Slobbering Slorgs in Space: The Game Guide

It makes you wonder what those slorgs are up to, beyond looking cute and snarfing Kreludor's food supply.

by you_are_my_happiness
 
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Mutant Misconceptions



A common misconception is that the colour mutant is meant to be the literal meaning of the word, when, in fact, it is an acronym! M.U.T.A.N.T. really means Meek and Utterly Tender-hearted Adorable Neopets that are Tickle-able. I'm not kidding, folks! These pets are all about giggling, being happy, spreading joy and baking cupcakes! These pets are a true testament to the saying "You can't judge a book by its cover..."



Other Stories


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Kindness in the Coffee Shop
I headed over to the coffee shop. Walking through the door, I gritted my teeth as that familiar bell chimed...

by sierra4324

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Virtupets® Synchronous Conferencing Console
spacefaerie00: Is this your latest plot to take over Neopia, Sloth?

drfranksloth: No, of course not! *innocent face*

Also by rosabellk

by ginny_invisible


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Celandine: Part Three
"Apparently Searexes were once powerful, magical creatures who ruled the five seas of Neopia. But they were tricked into granting a nasty fellow's wish who changed them into the Petpets they are now."

by yampuff

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Shattered Sunlight: Part Four
I just want the world to be a more ordered place than it is right now. Can any of you argue with that? ~ Lord Franklin Sloth

PS – I have Fyora

by kittengriffin


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Maraquan Mishaps - What can you do with a cubefish?
What am I supposed to do with all of these?

Also by marymao

by lily_evans11


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Neovision Insanity
Squishy brain wrap?

Idea by shyn12

by sodapopcat4444




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