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Ally's Observant Article about Mutants!

Not all Mutants can be considered pretty, but hey, they’re all certainly UNIQUE with a capital U-N-I-Q-U-E!

by thunderpaint
What Puts the "Terror" in Terror Mountain?

How exactly did it get its name? None know the true reasoning behind this...

Also by blackroseofwisdom

by icogitate

Marshmallows Revealed!

I decided to make a list of evidence concerning these vicious things we call "marshmallows."

by illumiinate
The Top Ten Not-That-Gross 'Gross Foods'

I'm not talking about vile Scab Cakes here – its quality stuff. Stuff that actually is Almost Edible.

by vintageparis
Cheap Ways to Get Your Own Limited Edition Neopet

There are cheap, efficient, and possibly free ways to get your own limited edition pet!

by irshimmy
Mutant Graveyard of Doom II Guide

You are Albert, a mutant Kacheek transformed by the Esophagor. If Albert wants to be switched back to normal, he has to fetch some items for the Esophagor first.

by o0seagaru0o
The Life of a Grundo

Most Grundos live at the Space Station or on Kreludor. They might think that life there is boring and go up for adoption.

by ar1684
Mutant Misconceptions

In honour of Mutant Day, I encourage everyone to go out and make a new mutant friend! :)

by enchantmentunknown
6 Monstrous Mutant Day Recipes

1) Crush the Chocolate Doctor Sloth into little pieces. (This is our favourite part.)

Also by pixel

by natural

Slimy Slobbering Slorgs in Space: The Game Guide

It makes you wonder what those slorgs are up to, beyond looking cute and snarfing Kreludor's food supply.

by you_are_my_happiness
 
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Slimy Slobbering Slorgs



The music seems suitably alien and creepy; it makes you wonder what those slorgs are up to, beyond looking cute and snarfing Kreludor's food supply. Gameplay is fairly simple, so you'll pick it up quite easily. You shoot at the slorgs and they disintegrate if you have three or more of the same colour. It's quite friendly to non-gamers as well, since aiming skills required are minimal. You use your mouse to aim with crosshairs...



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The Beginning of Neopia
"How am I supposed to continue my work if I have no subjects?"

by i_live_under_the_bed

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Virtupets® Synchronous Conferencing Console
spacefaerie00: Is this your latest plot to take over Neopia, Sloth?

drfranksloth: No, of course not! *innocent face*

Also by rosabellk

by ginny_invisible


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Celandine: Part Three
"Apparently Searexes were once powerful, magical creatures who ruled the five seas of Neopia. But they were tricked into granting a nasty fellow's wish who changed them into the Petpets they are now."

by yampuff

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James Nexis - Betrayal: Part Seven
He'd been away talking to Mikah for less than fifteen minutes. Sometime during then someone had come into the tent and attacked his secretary.

by punctuation_ninja

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Jhudora's Quest
You have 20 minutes, Darkest Faerie.

by megax1

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Top_Secret_Code & Co.
In which I begin to say "in which" to start my comic descriptions.

by secret_coder



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