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Ally's Observant Article about Mutants!

Not all Mutants can be considered pretty, but hey, they’re all certainly UNIQUE with a capital U-N-I-Q-U-E!

by thunderpaint
What Puts the "Terror" in Terror Mountain?

How exactly did it get its name? None know the true reasoning behind this...

Also by blackroseofwisdom

by icogitate

Marshmallows Revealed!

I decided to make a list of evidence concerning these vicious things we call "marshmallows."

by illumiinate
The Top Ten Not-That-Gross 'Gross Foods'

I'm not talking about vile Scab Cakes here – its quality stuff. Stuff that actually is Almost Edible.

by vintageparis
Cheap Ways to Get Your Own Limited Edition Neopet

There are cheap, efficient, and possibly free ways to get your own limited edition pet!

by irshimmy
Mutant Graveyard of Doom II Guide

You are Albert, a mutant Kacheek transformed by the Esophagor. If Albert wants to be switched back to normal, he has to fetch some items for the Esophagor first.

by o0seagaru0o
The Life of a Grundo

Most Grundos live at the Space Station or on Kreludor. They might think that life there is boring and go up for adoption.

by ar1684
Mutant Misconceptions

In honour of Mutant Day, I encourage everyone to go out and make a new mutant friend! :)

by enchantmentunknown
6 Monstrous Mutant Day Recipes

1) Crush the Chocolate Doctor Sloth into little pieces. (This is our favourite part.)

Also by pixel

by natural

Slimy Slobbering Slorgs in Space: The Game Guide

It makes you wonder what those slorgs are up to, beyond looking cute and snarfing Kreludor's food supply.

by you_are_my_happiness
 
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Slimy Slobbering Slorgs



The music seems suitably alien and creepy; it makes you wonder what those slorgs are up to, beyond looking cute and snarfing Kreludor's food supply. Gameplay is fairly simple, so you'll pick it up quite easily. You shoot at the slorgs and they disintegrate if you have three or more of the same colour. It's quite friendly to non-gamers as well, since aiming skills required are minimal. You use your mouse to aim with crosshairs...



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Loom of Ceiling Land
Things really did look much more interesting, Loom decided, when you were standing on the ceiling.

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Trophy Hunting
All her life Nisla had wanted trophies.

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The Dragon Flower: Part Six
"Amina, I can't take it anymore! I'm so bored! I don't know what else to do!"

by waterfairyrani

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Witches in the Shadows: Part Four
Where was the girl who had saved the planet?

by herdygerdy

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Jhudora's Quest
You have 20 minutes, Darkest Faerie.

by megax1

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Pumpkin Moon
Zzzz....

by ezel68



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